'Allo 'Allo!, Series 5

'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992) is a British television series produced by the BBC. The show's premise was not to make fun of the war but to spoof war-based film and TV dramas. more »

General Von Klinkerhoffen:
It has come to the ears of the Fuhrer that two of the latest Mark Six landmines are missing from this district. He has of course flown into one of his familiar rages.

Lt. Gruber:
Has he eaten the carpet?

General Von Klinkerhoffen:
No. But he's done a lot of no-good to a reproduction of the Bayeux Tapestry.

Colonel Von Strohm:
Do you think he has a screw loose?

General Von Klinkerhoffen:
In my opinion, a whole Meccano set has fallen apart in there.

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