10 Things I Hate About You

Cameron:
(spots Patrick and follows behind him) Have you ever done something you've regretted?

Patrick:
Giving you advice because you keep coming back.

Cameron:
Okay, but have you ever done something you're really sorry about?

Patrick:
(spins around and looks at him) What did you do?

Cameron:
I think I started the fire.

Patrick:
Okay, let me guess you set off a model rocket?

Cameron:
How'd you know?

Patrick:
Well it was either that or you were setting your farts on fire. So, what's the problem?

Cameron:
The problem is the guilt is eating me alive. I'm thinking of confessing.

Patrick:
Well, it's not like you did it on purpose.

Cameron:
You're right. That's it I'll tell them what happened, that it was an accident and I'm really sorry.

Patrick:
Yeah, worse case scenario you get 5, 10 years but you can handle prison. And with a face like yours you'll have a husband in no time. (walks away)