2 Broke Girls, Season 4

[A television producer approaches Max and Caroline about shooting an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians at their cupcake window]

Caroline:
Just give me one good reason why we shouldn't keep up with the Kardashians.

Max:
I'll give you five good reasons: Kim, Kamber, Klondike... and the little ones, Krispy and Kreme.

Caroline:
Not even close.

Max:
Fine. Kim, Kooky, Kool-Aid, and the little ones, Kaptain and Kangaroo.

Caroline:
It's Kim, Kourtney, Khloé, Kylie, and Kendall.

Max:
That mother has some nerve, naming a kid who's probably never even read a book "Kindle."

Caroline:
We need this! Everyone watches Keeping Up with the Kardashians. It's like Dancing with the Stars, but without the stars. So, Dancing with the Stars.

Max:
Okay, tell me one good thing about this show that I hate, 'cause I've never seen it.

Caroline:
Well, it's all about this family and their struggle to... keep up. Yeah, okay, I've never seen it either.