2 Broke Girls, Season 4

Elliot:
Oh... my... God! Is that a Teddy Ruxpin doll? Rita, I want that!

Rita:
Your birthday just passed, Elliot.

Elliot:
But my coming out party is coming up.

Max:
What is that, like a queen-ceañera?

Elliot:
So bitchy. Love her. A vintage Teddy Ruxpin is worth like, $500, and my mom works, so she has to buy my love.

Rita:
One more word, and I'm taking away spa day.

Elliot:
That's harsh, honey.

Rita:
He's obsessed with the '90s.

Max:
But you weren't even born.

Elliot:
I know. I blame her. She couldn't find a man till late in life.

Rita:
There go the pedicures.

Elliot:
There go my sandals.

Max:
As much as I love watching Will & Grace, this guy's not for sale. I'm sending him back to my mother's place, which, according to the Rhode Island Parole Office, is a cardboard shanty town outside of Big Lots.

Elliot:
Well, here's my card. And let's face it, you look like you could use $500.

Max:
So bitchy. Love him!