2 Broke Girls, Season 4

Caroline:
Oh, you made a Feliz Navidad cupcake! I'm muy proud of you. And I think we're gonna make muy mucho moolah when Manuel comes mañana.

Max:
You're the only person I know who seems whiter speaking Spanish. [showing the cupcakes she made] Feliz Navidad for our Spanish-speaking friends. And for kids raised like me, "Feliz He's Not Your Dad." And then, "Joy to the World" for the normals, and for the hipsters, "Joint to the World." For the kids, "Frosty the Snowman." And for you, "Frosty with No Man."

Caroline:
Well, I didn't see Jack Frost nipping at your nips either.

Max:
Oh, here, this one's my favorite: "Santa Claus Is Coming"—

Caroline:
Max, stop right there.

Max:
No, that was it. He's coming.