2 Broke Girls, Season 4

2 Broke Girls (2011–2017) is an American television sitcom that aired on CBS. The series chronicles the lives of Max and Caroline, two waitresses in their early 20s living in the Williamsburg neighborhood of Brooklyn, New York City, while attempting… more »

[Max and Caroline go to a bar, where Caroline meets a man who resembles Jesus]

Max:
I'll leave. You stay and do your thing.

Caroline:
But we came together.

Max:
Yeah, I know you guys did. It happened, like, the second he kissed you.

Caroline:
I don't do this. I just met him.

Max:
Look, Caroline, I haven't read the Bible, but I know that when Jesus returns, you must follow him... back to his apartment. Let go... Let God... get to third base.

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