3-2-1 Penguins!, Season 1

[First lines; The Conrad family are driving their way to drop off their kids, Jason and Michelle, at Grandmum's cottage]

Jason:
[as Michelle's doll's shoe hits him on the side of his head] Mom, she did it again!

Mrs. Conrad:
Michelle, now come on, we're almost there. Apologize to your brother.

Michelle:
Sorry, Jason.

Mrs. Conrad:
I hope you two don't act this way while you're at Grandmum's.

Michelle:
[excited] Yay, Grandmum's cottage!

Jason:
Yay, Grandmum's cottage. You know, Trevor's at Space Camp right now.

Mrs. Conrad:
Jason, you'll get to go to Space Camp after Grandmum's cottage. You're just going to need to be patient.

Michelle:
I just love Grandmum's cottage! Are we almost there?

Mr. Conrad:
You should know where we are, cupcake, unless you aren't wearing your glasses again. [the car pulls up in front of the cottage] Hey, hey, hey! We're here!

Grandmum:
[walks to the car; excitedly] Hello, sweeties! How's my two favorite twin pumpkins?

Michelle:
[in unison] Hi, Grandma!

Jason:
[in unison] Hi, Grandma.

Grandmum:
Oh, that's "Grandmum" to you, you little bugs!

Mr. Conrad:
Oh, you kids are gonna love it here. Your grandfather finished this place when I was about your age.

Grandmum:
That's right. Built the whole place himself, he did. Quite a man, your granddad. [gets a hug from Michelle] Oh! Goodness, now, which one are you, then?

Michelle:
We're not identical twins, Grandmum.

Jason:
Thank goodness.

Michelle:
Just remember, I'm the cute one.

Jason:
And I'm the one who's supposed to be at Space Camp. [gets out of the car]

Mrs. Conrad:
Okay, that's everything. I'm afraid we have to run or we'll miss our flight.

Mr. Conrad:
Thanks for watching the kids, Mom. Jason and Michelle, we'll call you when we get there.

Grandmum:
Have a good trip. And don't you worry about these two, they'll be just fine here. No better place for kids, you know.

Mr. Conrad:
That's right.

Mrs. Conrad:
Bye-bye, sweethearts, we love you! Be good for your grandmum.

Mr. Conrad:
And have fun!

Grandmum:
Come on, pumpkins! You can give me a hand with supper.

Michelle:
Bye!

Mrs. and Mr. Conrad:
Goodbye!

Jason:
Goodbye.

[The car starts pulling away but comes back after a few seconds]

Mr. Conrad:
Jason, your mom and I know you'd rather be at Space Camp right now, so we got you and Michelle something that might make the time go faster. Now, be sure you take turns with your sister. We'll call you tonight, buddy.