3-2-1 Penguins!, Season 1

[The mailman drops off some mail at Grandmum's cottage and drives away]

Jason and Michelle:
[run out the front door] Mail!

Jason:
Race ya.

Michelle:
Well…okay! [runs to the mailbox]

Jason:
Hey, no fair! Michelle, come on!

Michelle:
[opens the mailbox] What's the matter? It's just the mail.

Jason:
Come on, I'm desperate! If I don't hear something from the outside world soon, I'm gonna crack!

Michelle:
Well…let's just see what the postman's brought. Could this be for you? Oh no, I guess not. But ooh! Here's an exciting opportunity to refund your home at today's low rate.

Jason:
Michelle…

Michelle:
You know, it's never too early to start planning for your retirement.

Jason:
That does it. Prepare to--rarrr!

Michelle:
Hey, Jason!

Jason:
Come on, hand it over!

Michelle:
Cut it out!

Jason:
It's no use resisting.

Grandmum:
Goodness, muffins, what's all this?

Jason:
Michelle won't let me see the mail.

Grandmum:
Now, now, Michelle, what is it the Good Book says? Oh, yes! "Do not withhold good from those who deserve it, when it is in your power to act." I suppose that goes for the mail as well.

Michelle:
I was gonna give it to him eventually.

Grandmum:
Let's see, bills, bills, some lovely coupons, a card for Michelle, oh! And here's a nice letter for Jason.

Jason:
For me? Hey, it's from Trevor! [takes out a photo of Trevor on the anti-gravity simulator] Look, here's a picture of him on the anti-gravity simulator.

Michelle:
Personally, I never understood why a bunch of kids would wait in line just to get nauseous.

Grandmum:
Well, come along, bugs. We'll all read our mail over some delicious prune trifle.

Jason:
Yeah, here we can get nauseous without the weight.