3-2-1 Penguins!, Season 2

Fidgel:
Jason, Michelle, would you like a sandwich?

Jason:
No. I just want Grandmum's cocoa.

Michelle:
I thought you weren't talking to me.

Jason:
I wasn't talking to you, you galeezle breaker!

Michelle:
I didn't break it. You did! Your gum must've come out when you were screaming like a baby.

Jason:
Screaming like a baby?!

Michelle:
Yes, you always scream like a baby when galeezled into the ship!

Zidge:
[angrily enters the main room after taking a shower with his hair all droopy] KEVIN! YOU'VE BEEN INTO MY SHAMPOO AGAIN!

Midgel:
Calm down, captain.

Zidgel:
Calm down? Calm down?! Listen to me! "Ridiculous proportions shampoo" is shampoo! Do you hear me? Shampoo! But you always use it as a body wash! A body wash! Do you know how much body you have to wash?!

Midgel:
Now wait just a minute, captain. Didn't you say earlier that we shouldn't be too quick to accuse each other? [gasps as he sees his poster lying in the table; outraged] Doc! Doc! What have you done to my poster?!

Fidgel:
I-I just needed something to protect the table.

Midgel:
Do you know how much this is worth?! It was from the last tour of the Boomerangutans!

Fidgel:
[offended] Well, if you wouldn't leave your quarters in such a mess, how am I to know what's rare and what's rubbish?

[As the penguins argue with each other, Jason and Michelle cover their ears]

Jason:
Nice going, Michelle!

Michelle:
What?! Now you're blaming me for this?!

Jason:
We wouldn't even be here if you hadn't broken the galeezle!