7th Heaven, Season 3

Matt:
I just want to know if Mom is feeling any better?

Eric:
She can't fit into her pants, she's not gonna be happy until she can. Meanwhile, I have to find some place to take her for our 20th anniversary that's appropriately romantic, yet doesn't remind her that I'm the one that got her too big to fit in her pants. I've been down this road five times and it's a long cranky road.

Matt:
I remember when you put on a few pounds you were cranky too.

Eric:
Yeah, but that was different. I wasn't providing a nurturing environment for a developing human being. And I have to say if I were... I think I be thrilled. I'd be elated... I'd be...

Annie:
...Miserable. You know, you think you know what it's like, but you don't, you really don't. You know nothing.

Eric:
Nothing.