Black Books, Series 1
Black Books (2000-2004) was a British television sitcom, broadcast on Channel 4. more »
Bernard:
[reading form] Did your non-returnable outgoings for the first half of the year- [someone knocks on the door] Ah, thank Christ! [goes and answers the door] Yes?
Man 1:
Hello, we were wondering whether we could talk to you about Jesus?
Bernard:
[beat] Great! Come in!
Man 1:
What?
Bernard:
I'd love to hear about Jesus, what's he up to now? Come on, come on in.
Man 1:
Er... are you sure?
Bernard:
Yes, in, in, come in!
Man 2:
[worriedly] It's a trick!
Man 1:
It's just... generally... people don't say yes.
Bernard:
Well, I'm not people! Come on in, let's talk beliefs!
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