7th Heaven, Season 3

Mary:
You're a freak, you know that. A total freak, freak, freak!

Matt:
Yeah, your freak brother. And that entitles me to protect you anyway I see fit.

Mary:
No it doesn't. It doesn't entitle you to protect anything. And who needs your protection?

Matt:
Who, who!? You that's who. You're out with a guy two years older than you and you're making out with him in a cop car!

Mary:
There is no law against making out! [turns to Sergeant Michaels] Is there, Sergeant Michaels? Is there a law against making out?!

Sergeant Michaels:
I'm going to let you two settle this.

Mary:
Yeah, I know how to settle this. I'm gonna open a can of whup-ass!

Matt:
Yeah, you do that.

Mary:
I will! I will!