Black Books, Series 1
Black Books (2000-2004) was a British television sitcom, broadcast on Channel 4. more »
Pornographer:
[Shows Bernard a video] This is the latest. Set in a women's prison. £25.
Bernard:
Do you have anything with nurses?
Pornographer:
Yeah, sure, all sorts.
Bernard:
What kinds of nurses?
Pornographer:
Well, ones with big tits!
Bernard:
No, I'm more interested in nurses who do paperwork, filing, that sort of thing.
Pornographer:
That's very specific. Oh how about this? [Shows him another video] "Administrative Nurses", £40.
Bernard:
Sorry, that should say "Senior Administrative Nurses", that's really the only thing I'm interested in.
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