7th Heaven, Season 6

Eric:
You know this isn't a conversation I want to have with my son who is six weeks away from getting his learner's permit.

Simon:
Four weeks.

Eric:
Six.

Simon:
But you said four.

Eric:
Now I say six.

Simon:
But the law says I could have gotten it six months ago.

Eric:
Yeah, but I'm the law here in this house, six weeks?

Simon:
But the law is the law outside of this house, and that law, the law that every other teenager relies on as protection from overbearing parents says otherwise.

Eric:
And yet it's going to be six weeks, and if your attitude doesn't change its going to be seven, eight or nine weeks depending on when you recognize that driving is a privilege.

Simon:
Yes, driving is a privilege. It's a privilege that comes at 15 and is granted by the DMV.

Eric:
Let me ask you something, Do you live at the DMV? Do you eat at the DMV? Did the DMV buy you those sneakers that are in your closet that you never wear? And one more thing, is the DMV buying you dinner?