Black Books, Series 2

Manny:
Do you have your keys?

Bernard:
No. I left them in the bag, which you kindly unburdened us of by losing!

Manny:
Ah.

Bernard:
What do you mean 'Ah'?

Manny:
It's just I think my keys may have been in there too.

Bernard:
Were they? [chuckles] Funny thing, travel; it's just one thing after another. You're fired.

Fran:
Oh, now look...

Bernard:
And after I dislodge and return your thong, I never want to see you again either!