7th Heaven, Season 8

Dr. Norton :
It's a classic indication of obstructive lung disease, and it...Miss Glass, welcome. Mr. Simon here has a long-standing history of asthma. He presents today with increasing SOB.

Sarah :
SOB?

Dr. Norton :
No, it's not an epithet.

Matt :
Uh, shortness of breath.

Dr. Norton :
Well, thank you for interrupting, Mr...Camden. Why don't you listen to Mr. Simon's lungs and tell us what you hear.

Matt :
I've lost my bag.

Dr. Norton :
Your what?

Matt :
My stethoscope -- it was my black bag. I must have left it in the subway.

Student :
Wow, you have a black bag.

Dr. Norton :
Okay, anyone willing to help out our poor Mr. Camden? Oh, look. No one else left theirs on the subway. On second thought, you may need those. Uh...Nurse Kelly...

Nurse Kelly :
Yes?

Dr. Norton :
Would you be kind enough to lend our Mr. Camden here your stethoscope for the day?

Nurse Kelly :
No.

Dr. Norton :
Don't worry, I'll make sure he gives it back. Consider it your contribution to medical education.

Nurse Kelly :
Find me when you're done. Okay?

Dr. Norton :
Oh...[stammers] Doctors are a lot like boy scouts. They're expected to be prepared and on time. Understood, Miss Glass? Mr. Camden? Mr. Camden?

Matt :
Uh...bilateral exploratory wheezes with rails at the right base?

Dr. Norton :
Brilliant.