A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Series 4

Laurie:
I don't know why I bother with women. I'd be better off being a...

Fry:
Fruit?

Laurie:
Monk, or a hermit, or something. At least if I was a…

Fry:
Fag?

Laurie:
At least if I was a monk, you know, I wouldn't have to put up with women. You know, women going on and on, who can talk the hind leg off a...

Fry:
Camel?

Laurie:
Donkey. Trouble is, I couldn't live without women. You know, in a monastery the best you can hope for is a bit of...

Fry:
Chocolate HobNob?

Laurie:
Peace and spirituality. Let's face it; we haven't slept together for years. You know, the best I can hope for is a bit of...

Fry:
Savoury finger?

Laurie:
A bit of a cuddle at Christmas. And, naturally, she won't let me give her so much as a…

Fry:
[points offstage] Good juicy tongue in the back passage.

Laurie:
Just a peck on the cheek.