A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Series 4

[Grand Prix]

Fry:
Michael, you must be very thrilled with that result. Take us through the race.

Laurie:
Yes, well, I was, uh... not very happy with the car. We had a lot of problems, and uh.. the car was not so good, I think.

Fry:
Yes, but- but you won. It was a great result for you, you must be very happy.

Laurie:
Well, we had a lot of problems with the car, and I was... was not so happy, it was very hard.

Fry:
Yes, but you won...

Laurie:
I won, yes, but, there were many, many problems, and it was very hard, and difficult, and I was not happy at all with the car

Fry:
Yes, yes- *stammers* You did actually win, did I get that straight? You actually won the race?

Laurie:
Well, a lot of problems, yes, and it was very hard-

Fry:
Yeh, well, leaving aside, for the moment, how hard it was, are you happy... to have won... the race.

Laurie:
Well, it was very difficult-

Fry:
Yes, well, it really was difficult. Presumably, that's why you get paid half a million pounds per race, and get as much sex as you can eat. I just need to know if this makes you happy, having won the race. Delighted, enchanté, over the frigging moon!

Laurie:
Well, we had a lot of problems-

Fry:
ARE YOU HAPPY?!

Laurie:
It was very difficult-

Fry:
ARE YOU HAPPY?!

Laurie:
Many prob-

Fry:
AREYOUHAPPY?!

Laurie tries to speak again

Fry:
ARE. YOU. ARSEING WELL. HAPPY. YOU DISMAL, MOANING, FRENCH TWAT!

Laurie stares at Fry

Fry:
You do a job... that half of mankind would KILL to be able to do, and you can have sex... with the other half, as often as you like. I just need to know if this makes you HAPPY!

Laurie:
...We had a lot of problems-

Fry punches Laurie