A Series of Unfortunate Events, Season 3

Count Olaf:
I've always been honest about my desires, orphans: you, maimed or dead, and your fortune in my rarely-washed hands. That's more than the rest of these people can say.

Violet Baudelaire:
These people are here to help us.

Count Olaf:
Help you? Look around! I see a banker who cares more about a promotion than three orphans.

Arthur Poe:
Vice President of Orphan Affairs.

Count Olaf:
I see a man who was too afraid to protect you, and a woman who values paperwork over people's lives. I see a vice principal who was more than happy to let me into his school, as long as I stroked his ego.

Vice Principal Nero:
That's a lie! He only stroked my... violin.

Count Olaf:
I see rich people who only cared about you because you were "in", and villagers who only took you in to do their chores. I see volunteers whose complicated codes and pretentious literary references are useless against the real treacheries of the world. And presiding over them all, a justice so blind she let me marry you. These so-called decent people have done more to help my schemes than any of my associates. They should be up here right now.