A Series of Unfortunate Events, Season 3

Count Olaf:
At last, you bow before the King of Olaf-Land.

Violet Baudelaire:
We don't have time for your nonsense! We need your help.

Count Olaf:
You need my help? [laughs weakly, sneers] Well, well, well... how do you like them apples?

Klaus Baudelaire:
Take a bite of this apple. It'll dilute the poison.

Count Olaf:
I don't want your bitter fruit! I've lost too much to go on. My parents, my true love, my henchfolk, an enormous fortune I never really earned.

Violet Baudelaire:
You have to go on. Do one good thing in your life, Olaf!

Count Olaf:
I've done lots of good things in my life. I once took in three orphans-

Klaus Baudelaire:
You made us orphans in the first place!

Count Olaf:
... Is that what you think?

Violet Baudelaire:
We know it.

Count Olaf:
You don't know anything.

Violet Baudelaire:
Please! You have to help Kit. Her baby is arriving, she could die!

Count Olaf:
[looks startled]...Kit... might die? [pause, he grabs the apple from Klaus] give me that.