Adventure Time, Season 5

[Finn and Jake tiptoe into another cave; Finn trips over a rock with Jake next to a bird sleeping in its nest]

Finn:
Doi!!

[Finn crashes into the bird's behind; it cries, starts flying upward and hits its head on the point of a stalactite, falls down to the ground]

Finn:
Oh!

[the stalactite breaks off from the ceiling and falls onto the bird's legs; it screams]

Finn/Jake:
Oh, crease!

Xergiok:
Psychic links! Cardamom, my friend, I'm coming! I'm com— [he goes tumbling down the hill] Mother of Gob!! Hold on, Cardy! [Finn and Jake hide in the shadows] Okay, here I am, buddy. Ol' Xergy's here. [lifts the stalactite off its legs; he feels the injured leg] Let's see now— aw, dang! [inhales] Wo-o-o-o-o-ong! Wo-o-o-o-o-ong! Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wong! [the injured bird's leg is now a green humanlike leg]

Finn:
[hushed] Whaaat?

Jake:
Shush, Chile!

Xergiok:
Ah, Finn and Jake, you are here!

Finn:
Where'd you learn that heal spell?

Xergiok:
I use no magic. I manipulated space with a vibrational chant. You see, now the injury has transferred to me! [he lifts his leg, which is now Cardamom's broken leg] Ooh, yeah! That hurts, baby! Whoooo!! Can't you see, Jake? I love these birds more than I love myself. What am I to the deafening roar of the macrocosmos? Nothing much. Just a vessel to carry the message of friendship to y'all beasts and dirt.

Finn:
Dirt?

Xergiok:
Yeah, look! [picks up two handfuls of dirt] Hello, friends! Go for a ride!