Adventure Time, Season 5

Flying Lettuce Bros.:
So what's the deal, Jake?

Gareth:
Yeah, why'd you call us back?

Jake:
I got a job for you guys. [everyone gathers to him] One last score—the big one.

Gareth:
The Baker's Shard? [chuckles] Are you for real, man?

Flying Lettuce Bros.:
Hey, that's crazy, Jake. [out of sync] We always said, "play it safe."

Tiffany:
Can't you see, guys? He's desperate. Somebody got to him 'cause he's soft now.

Jake:
What the— pshhh! Tiffany! I'm the same Jake! I just stopped stealing, mostly! Because when you get older, you're supposed to get in other stuff, like graphic design or pottery. It's called "growing up"!

Gareth:
I don't wanna do poetry— I mean, pottery.

Jake:
Dude! Are you guys on board or what?! You really got something better to do?! Really?! I know you don't, Tiffany!

Tiffany:
[roughly] Glom you, Jake.

Flying Lettuce Bros.:
How are gonna split the Baker's Shard?

Jake:
We ain't keeping it. I'm passing the shard off to a mystery dude. [the FL Bros. and Gareth slowly become shocked]

Tiffany:
[growls] What the..?!

Jake:
The dude has my kid. [Tiffany immediately goes to a mix of surprise and empathy; he starts crying] My little Jake Jr. [coughs, clears throat]

Gareth:
[beat] I'm in.

Flying Lettuce Bros.:
We're in.

Tiffany:
I know that vault inside and out—every guard rotation, every camera, every deadly trap. And that safe is locked up so tight, it makes me wanna spit out my guts and cry about it. Do you even have a plan, Jake?!

Jake:
I have the first part. Okay, let's freakin' do this!!