Adventure Time, Season 5

Finn:
[meets Ann at the pharmacy] I'm Finn. [holds Jake as a police badge] This is my partner, Jake.

Jake:
Hello, citizen. Had anyone in here looking to buy some mini adhesive bandages today?

Ann:
A lot of people come through my store, gentlemen. You can't seriously think I'd be able to remember any one particular customer among the countless others I see on a daily basis now, can you?

Finn:
[long beat] I guess not. Fair do's. C'mon, Jake—

Ann:
Wait! Now that you mention it, there was this one guy in here earlier. Real suspicious type. Had a nosebleed. Said it was the first one he'd had in years. [Finn takes out a notepad and writes down] Used to get them all the time as a kid, he said. [Jake slaps notepad away, jumps onto Finn's hand as a notepad] Could never remember if he was supposed to pinch his nose and hold his head back, [Finn tries to put his pencil on Jake but keeps the point away from him] or pinch his nose and hold his head forward. [Finn finally pokes Jake's body] Maybe it was a case of being boxed on the nose too many times—made the blood vessels in his lower septum weak and vulnerable to hemorrhaging. Anyway, his mammy always said it was because he couldn't keep all those picky little fingers out of his dirty little nose holes. [Jake climbs on top of Finn's head, morphs into a police hat] He didn't buy it, though. He always thought it had—

Finn:
Ma'am, can you give us a name?

Ann:
Mmmm... nope. No, wait—yes, I can. Pete Sassafrass.

[Finn and Jake look at each other, surprised. A transparent LSP flies across the screen from earlier saying, "Pete...sa...sass...as..."]

Finn:
Did you catch which way he was going?

Ann:
Of course! He said he was catching a train at 11:27, Candy Kingdom station, Platform 5. Heh. I'm sorry, I wish I could remember more.