Adventure Time, Season 5

[Jake begins to take a bite of his sandwich, Magic Man suddenly pops out of nowhere. He gasps]

Jake:
Magic Man!

Magic Man:
Magic Dog! I'll take some sandwich.

Jake:
You stay away from my woman... eh, my sandwich!

Magic Man:
Hmm, yeah, I could do that. Or... wait. Wait! [conjures a small portal and takes sandwich from Jake]

Jake:
[gasps] Sandwiche! Mijo! Magic Man!! My sandwich!!

Magic Man:
That's a good-looking sandwich.

Jake:
What're you gonna do with it?! Something gross?! [Magic Man breathes on the sandwich]

Magic Man:
It's got my germs, so it's mine now.

Jake:
NOOOO!! Rah!! [stretches his arms at Magic Man, he casts a spell back]

Magic Man:
Dead arms! [Jake's arms limp on the floor; he struggles]

Jake:
Give it back, you animal!

Magic Man:
Look, if you really want your sandwich, you'll have to solve my little riddle. [punches clock, moves hands] When your face shows 7:20, when green leaves turn brown, the only way forward is down. Then you'll see, the wetter, the better.

Jake:
That's not even a riddle! It's wordplay, at best!

Magic Man:
You try and come up with something on the spot! It's hard! [makes a portal and slaps Jake's face through it] Now to savor the moment.

[he crashes backwards through the wall, falling down]

Magic Man:
It's just you and me, baby.