Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Season 5

Mack:
Look, I'm just saying, what good is it having a state-of-the robotic hand if you don't have it on you when your kidnapped by Martians?

Yo-Yo:
Looks like he's got both hands to me.

Mack:
Ah, that's his civvy hand. It's just a prosthetic without all the cool doodads. It should've been a hook. At least you can stab things with a hook.

Coulson:
Thought I was gonna be arrested.

Yo-Yo:
So, wait, that one doesn't have a blowtorch or the laser gun or anything?

Coulson:
First of all, I'm not Inspector Gadget. And second of all, the authorities would've confiscated it. Prison's bad enough without being down an appendage.

Mack:
First rule of Boy Scouts is always come prepared.

Simmons:
How were we supposed to be prepared for this, Mack?

Mack:
I don't know, we gotta be prepared for everything, apparently. Look, not a day ago, I was trapped inside a-a computer-generated mind prison, and now... You know what? You know what, Coulson? I'm out. I'm out. We get through this, I am packing it in.

Coulson:
Sorry, Mack. You already quit years ago.

Mack:
Yeah, well, I didn't quit hard enough. Look, I'm not comfortable at the pace at which we deal with new trials and tribulations.