Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Season 5

Deke:
[Under the influence of painkilling medication] Is Daisy here? She's so pretty.

Mack:
What now?

Deke:
I want to put my mouth on her mouth and move it around a lot. But I don't want to do that unless she wants to, too, 'cause that's what makes it nice. But I don't think she wants that, 'cause she does not like me one bit.

Piper:
I mean, she's... she's not my type, but I... I get it.

Mack:
Okay, Spaceman, maybe we should...

Deke:
Ma-a-a-a-ck! Dude! You are so cool. Do we know any handshakes?

Mack:
Uh, I appreciate that, but...

Deke:
Should I shave my head?

Piper:
Yeah, no, I see no flaws in that plan.

Deke:
Maybe then Daisy would like me, because she... she protected me. She's very smart.