Blackadder

Blackadder (1983, 1986-89, 1999) is a television show which originally aired on BBC One written by Richard Curtis, Ben Elton, and Rowan Atkinson. It traces members of the Blackadder dynasty and their associates through different periods of history. more »

Blackadder:
Leave me alone, Baldrick. If I wanted to talk to a vegetable, I'd have bought one at the market! God, I'm wasted here. It's no life for a man of noble blood, being servant to a master with the intellect of a jugged walrus and all the social graces of a potty!

Baldrick:
I'm wasted too. I've been thinking of bettering myself.

Blackadder:
Oh really, how?

Baldrick:
I applied for the job of village idiot of Kensington.

Blackadder:
Oh. Get anywhere?

Baldrick:
I got down to the last two, but I failed the final interview.

Blackadder:
Oh, what went wrong?

Baldrick:
I turned up. The other bloke was such an idiot, he forgot to.

Blackadder:
Yes, I'm afraid my ambitions stretch slightly further than professional idiocy in West London! I want to be remembered when I'm dead. I want books written about me. I want songs sung about me. And then, hundreds of years from now, I want episodes of my life to be played out weekly at half past nine by some great heroic actor of the age.

Baldrick:
Yeah, and I could be played by some tiny tit in a beard.

Blackadder:
Quite.

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