ALF, Season 4

[ALF and Neal are playing chess]

Neal:
So in other words, what you're saying is, except for having 8 stomachs you're really not special in any way.

ALF:
Oh, gee, thanks. Hey, are you gonna play, or are you gonna jabber on all night?

Neal:
Well, I thought you said this pointy guy could only move diagonally.

ALF:
Did I say that? Well, what I meant was it can only move diagonally, except when the move follows the taking of an odd number of the opponent's men from the board.

Neal:
Oh.

ALF:
You sure you've never played this game before?

Neal:
No, this is my first time.

ALF:
Good. Let's play for money. Gin. You owe me 1500 bucks.