ALF, Season 4

[Neal turns off the music that ALF is listening to as there is a knock on the door]

Neal:
Oh, no! How long have the neighbors been banging on the walls?

ALF:
Well, my guess would be all night. And frankly, I find it annoying.

Neal:
ALF, about this roommate situation, I just don't-

ALF:
I know, I know, I'm a little out of control but that's because I'm young and foolhardy. I've always depended on the kindness of strangers. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Neal:
I don't hate you! But you do have to learn a little consideration for other people!

[the door knocks]

Police Officer:
[voiceover] Police officers. Would you open the door please?

ALF:
And you have the nerve to lecture me.