ALF, Season 4

ALF:
[talking from his dream as he wakes up] I was funny, I was funny, I was funny.

Willie:
[he and Kate come in the attic] ALF!

ALF:
Whoa!

Willie:
You're alright?

ALF:
Oh, Willie, I had a nightmare. I was a stand up comic and I had to clean up vomit! Listen, I've decided not to be a comedian. I hope you're not too disappointed.

Willie:
Oh, we dealt with you giving up Dirty Dancing. I think we can deal with this.

ALF:
Thanks. I just realized I'm too pretty to be funny. I envy you Kate.

Kate:
Thanks, AL.

ALF:
What?

Kate:
You heard me. Breakfast will be ready in 15 minutes. [leaves the attic]

Willie:
[does do some kung fu moves] Because you must be STARVING, STRAVING! [ALF freaks out] Hurry up because Eric in Charge is on!

ALF:
No! [wakes up from his real dream] No, no! Whoa! Whew! Well at least Woody Allen liked me. I'm getting out of comedy. Think I'll be a plate spinner. Yeah.