ALF, Season 4

Lynn:
[comes home from school angrily] You are in big trouble, mister! You've got a lot of explaining to do!

ALF:
Oh, Willie, Willie. You're a constant disappointment to Kate and me.

Lynn:
Do you know what he did? He stuffed his painting in my portfolio thinking somehow Mr. Reuben would critique it before I could find it.

Kate:
Oh, that was an awfully stupid plan, ALF.

Lynn:
That's what I thought at first.

ALF:
It worked. I knew it! I knew watching The Brady Bunch wasn't a waste of time! What did he have to say? Huh, huh, huh?

Lynn:
Oh, great. The fun part. Now I get to tell him.

ALF:
I knew it. He hated it. Excuse me while I open a vein.

Lynn:
Wait, ALF, before you make a mess the truth is he liked it. He said it was brave, raw, and inspired.

ALF:
Oh, joy! Oh, rapture! My day and a half of suffering has paid off.

Willie:
You mean it's possible that this could truly be a work of art?

ALF:
And so the breakdown of human civilization begins.

Lynn:
This is horrible. Mr. Reuben thinks I have talent. What am I going to do?

ALF:
Oh, how do you get yourself into these things?

Lynn:
What you did was thoughtless, selfish, and egotistical! [leaves angrily]

ALF:
You spend your life raising them and this is the thanks you get.