Absolutely Fabulous

Edina:
Right, darling, we'll go to the office and I can drop you at your interview.

Saffy:
Interview!? I thought she just slept with the publisher!

Edina:
[Talking about Saffy and Paolo] They haven't done it, y'know. I don't think she's ever done it. I mean, she can't be that unattractive, is she? Is she?

Patsy:
She is a virgin in a world where men will even turn to soft fruit for pleasure!

Edina:
Do you remember your first time?

Patsy:
Y'know it's all a blank with me until 1968.

Edina:
Oh, yeah... God, I remember mine.

Patsy:
What did you feel?

Edina:
Well, just grateful, really, y'know.

Patsy:
Why?

Edina:
'Cause you were always on my back!

Patsy:
You'd think I'd remember that!

Edina:
I was taken up, up to Heaven and I spoke with God.

Saffy:
What about?

Edina:
Well, shopping mainly...

Catriona:
It is so lovely to have everything back to normal after that terrible thing last year.

Edina:
Yes, yes... 7/11.

Saffy:
(angrily) What?!

Edina:
Oh, you know darling... the 24/7...Oh, 7/11!

Saffy:
9/11!

Edina:
9/11, I knew that!

[Edina meets her son, whom she finds out is gay but quite dull.]

Edina:
Darling, being gay is the best excuse you'll ever have not to be boring!

Patsy:
..And I'm partial to an injection of adrenaline straight to the heart.

Patsy:
Jacks, I don't remember any good times.

Jackie:
Oh yes, darling. Parties! You remember the party we had when mother died? That was a great time. How happy we were...

Edina:
And for lunch, sweetheart, for Christmas lunch, who comes to that?

Saffron:
Well, there's me and John...

Patsy:
Is he from Gabon?

Edina:
What?

Patsy:
Is he from Gabon?

Edina:
Gabon?

Patsy:
Yes, is he from Gabon?

Edina:
Why are you saying that...

Patsy:
Gabon.

Edina:
Will you stop saying that!

Patsy:
Will you ask her if he's from the Gabon.

Edina:
[Irritated] Is he from Gabon?

Saffron:
NO!

Edina:
No, he's not from Gabon, so shut up!

John:
I don't want to discuss vulgar matters, but when you are with the other fellow, what's the procedure? How do you decide who is the gentleman and who is the lady?

Justin:
(looking uncomfortable) Well, I..I'm the lady.

John:
Oh, you're the lady!

Edina:
So what's the inspiration here?

Max:
Holocaust.

Bettina:
Don't you like it?

Edina:
No, I love it, I love it, I think it's lovely, just thinking, perhaps something a little warmer…

Bettina:
Max, turn on the pebbles.

[Max ignites an electric stone firepit.]

Bettina:
COZY ENOUGH FOR YOU?

Edina:
So [Max] has to take [Bettina] back to Broadmoor… she was only out on day release anyway.

Patsy:
What's she in for?

Edina:
Stabbing Kelly Hoppin with a glass shard at the design awards.