The Amazing Race, Season 7

Ryan:
Were about do take a zip line down the mountain. Were gonna be the first ones to load test it.

Ryan:
hey look out for the cactuses!

Lynn:
Oh my god, I just got totally hated.

[Rob and Amber steal Debbie and Bianca's taxi]

Cab Driver:
I'm waiting for them.

Rob:
Oh no, it's okay. We'll take them. We're going to go with you. How much? How much did they pay?

Cab driver:
Four.

Rob:
I'm paying ten. Open it up.

[Rob and Amber drive away in the cab]

Rob:
That'll teach them for accusing someone of lying.

Bianca:
Debbie, do you see a cab?

Debbie:
No.

Bianca:
This is retarded. Now we got to catch another cab.

Phil Keoghan:
A roadblock is a task in only one person may perform. In this roadblock, that person has to eat a traditional Argentine meal. They consist of cow ribs, pork sausage, blood sausage, cow intestine, cow udder, an entire kidney, and part of a cow's saliva gland. Each person's portion weighs four pounds. When they finish eating, they'll get their next clue.

Lynn:
Go Deana, go Deana, go Deana, go Deana, it's your vomit, go Deana.

Deana:
What is all this stuff? I'm not going to-

Ray:
Do your best.

Deana:
My stomach ain't big enough for this.

Ray:
We've made a terrible mistake.

Alex:
Rob and Amber didn't make it, yay!

Lynn:
I'm so excited that they didn't make it. Survive that.

[Rob and Amber gets on the plane for Buenos Aires]

Brian:
No freaking way.

Greg:
That's horsecrap!

Rob:
Rob, how's your stomach? [laughing]

Kelly:
Rob's strategy to quit worked and that just made me sick.

Lynn:
If that had been any other team, they would have literally gotten an applause; but the fact that it was Rob and Amber, it was just terrible.

Alex:
I hate them. I hate them so much.

Lynn:
The bottom line is they're [Rob and Amber] kind of like an STD. You gotta protect yourself from them and the only way you can do it is just keep yourself away from them.

[Ray shows contempt for Meredith and Gretchen]

Ray:
Those people don't belong in this game with us... I'm not losing to a 70-year-old man and his wife.

[Susan and Patrick's boat stops working]

Patrick:
We already know that we're in last place and that was the end of Patrick and Susan.

[Ray accidentally hits Deana's head with the pounding stick in the food and water detour]

Deana:
Ow, Ray!

Ray:
Deana.

Deana:
You could at least apologize.

Ray:
The problem is that we don't work together.

Deana:
You can do this yourself.

Ray:
That's right, give up!

Kelly:
You told me to "shut the 'F' up".

Ron:
No, I didn't!

Kelly:
You piece of trash redneck.

Phil Keoghan:
Rob and Amber, Welcome to Lucknow.

Rob and Amber:
Thank you.

Phil Keoghan:
You guys probably think that this is the end of the leg,

Amber:
But?

Phil Keoghan:
I don't want to hold you up. I have your other clue.

Amber:
Are you serious?

Phil Keoghan:
You're still racing. This leg is not over.

[Uchenna and Joyce reach the Fast Forward and find out they have to participate in a head shaving ritual.]

Joyce:
I knew that was coming. I freaking knew it!

Joyce:
[Sobbing] It's already gone.

[Amber's camel becomes uncontrollable]

Amber:
Go! Go! Go! No! No!

Gretchen:
Good, good he's going in the other direction. Go around the track the other way. [laughing]

Rob:
Oh God, please no. Oh God no.

Gretchen:
We've got an obstinate camel!

Amber:
We have no idea what a dervish is.

Rob:
I think it's a topless woman.

Ron:
She [Kelly] really surprised me and I think I've seen everything that I want to see out of her on this race.

[Rob and Amber's cab is pulled over by the police]

Joyce:
You gotta cooperate with the police. That's too bad.

Rob:
That cop probably just cost us a million dollars.

[The final three teams are in Jamaica performing the final detour of the race building rafts and Ron and Kelly are falling behind.]

Kelly:
I want you to look at everybody else. They're a lot farther than us and look what they're doing.

Ron:
I understand that. I've never built one of these before. That's what I'm trying to explain to you. When you figure out how to build one, you tell me.

Kelly:
Smart "A".