Everybody Loves Raymond, Season 3

Robert:
So everybody has to do what Raymond wants, right? New sheets for Raymond! Brownies for Raymond! Can't sleep naked around Raymond!

Robert:
You hit my patrol car!

Frank:
I'm your father! I don't care if I killed a guy; you're supposed to look the other way!

Raymond:
Dad, whatever you do, I wanna look the other way.

Robert:
I can't look the other way anymore! You drive like a maniac!

Debra:
Frank, how did you hit Robert's patrol car?

Robert:
My partner comes to pick me up, and Dad backs out of the driveway without looking!

Frank:
That car shouldn't have been there!

Robert:
On the street?

Frank:
(pleading) Just lie! Say you never saw the guy!

Robert:
I can't do that, Dad!

Frank:
Why not?

Robert:
Because I have a moral obligation as a police officer, and I almost got caught lying for you the last time! Now let me see your license!

Frank:
Sorry, Sally, I'm fightin' this!

Robert:
There is black and white on the side of your car!

Frank:
(yelling) I HIT A PENGUIN!

Robert:
(yelling himself) I'M WRITING THE TICKET! (sits down at the kitchen table and begins furiously scribbling in his ticket book)

Frank:
FINE! THAT'S "BARONE!" B-A-R-O-N-E, AS IN "THE MAN FROM WHOSE LOINS YOU SPRUNG!"