Inspector Gadget

Penny: Uncle Gadget, lunch is ready. Gadget: (wearing ear muffs) School? I'll give you a ride as soon as I'm finished shoveling snow. Penny: But it's Saturday. Gadget: Why would Penny want to go to school on Saturday?

Gadget: I'm on an assignment. I have to find out who's stealing those mansions. Penny: I think the Chief meant that someone's stealing things from the mansions, Uncle Gadget. Gadget: No, no, Penny, the Chief said mansions were being burglarized.

Dr. Claw: Well, Mr. Spectrum. Dr. Spectrum: Doctor Spectrum. Dr. Claw: DON'T TALK BACK! You're lucky. I like your new phone device, Spectrum. Keep up the good work. Dr. Spectrum: As you wish, Dr. Claw.

Chief Quimby: Congratulations, Gadget, I don't know how you did it. Gadget: Thanks, Chief. Uh, what did I do?

Gadget: Say, when will your shop be open again so I can come by and get a new trench coat? LaPoof: (getting arrested) Uh, in about 20 years.

Gadget: Penny, finish the breakfast and off to school. I don't want you to be late. Penny: But it's Saturday.

Penny: I think that nice little magician is a M.A.D. agent. Maybe we shouldn't go, Uncle Gadget? Gadget: Nonsense, Penny. It will be a great fun.

Penny: Do you really think Dr. Claw is behind this? Gadget: Of course not, Penny.

Gadget: I must head to Everest Island for the secret mission. Penny: Can we come along? Gadget: It may be dangerous. Penny: Brain and I just play on the beach. Gadget: And I complete my mission. Well, okay. We all go. Penny: Hooray!

Penny: Gosh. Scotland is beautiful, Uncle Gadget. Gadget: It certainly is, Penny. This is where they make Scotch tape, ya know.

Penny: Brain! Brain: Renny!

Thelma: Doctor Claw! What an unexpected pleasure. We have a problem here. Our time machine is torn up and Gadget's still alive. (MADCat screeching angrily) Doctor Claw: What?! Thelma: But it wasn't our fault. Some wooly mamuffs- Doctor Claw: (angrily) Enough! Eliminate Gadget and bring me those dinosaurs or- Thelma: (afraid of Doctor Claw) Or? Doctor Claw: (angrily) Don't show your face in the 20th century!

(A boy covers Penny's mouth) Boy: (quietly) Shh. You must be quiet. (Two of Mr. Chow's agents walk onto the deck above them) Agent 1: Do you see anyone? I heard a noise. Agent 2: There's no one out here. It must've been a cat. Agent 1: Ooh, let's hope so. We must be sure no one has followed Dr. Claw to Mr. Chow's floating nest. (They wait till the agents leave. The boy removes his hat) Boy: A thousand pardons. I was afraid the agents of Mr. Chow would see you. (Penny blushes at the boy who saved her) Penny: But who are you? Boy: I am the grandson of your uncle's Hong Kong contact. Mr. Chow is a very dangerous man. I wanted to make sure you were safe. Penny: Gee, thanks. But now I'm afraid Uncle Gadget may need our help. Boy: In that case, we'd better hurry. Penny: You're right. If Dr. Claw and Mr. Chow complete their partnership in evil, it could be disaster!

Inspector Gadget:
Stop/halt in the name of the law! You're under arrest!

Inspector Gadget:
Go, go, Gadget (item)!

Inspector Gadget:
Wowsers!

Inspector Gadget:
(Reading) 'This message will self destruct.'

Inspector Gadget:
Don't worry, Chief, I'm always on duty.

Inspector Gadget:
Am I right? Inspector Gadget is always right.

Inspector Gadget:
This car is acting funny. Ah, of course, the emergency brake is on.

Inspector Gadget:
Go Go Gadget mini suit! Go Go Gadget mini shoes and mini hat!

Inspector Gadget:
Wowsers! It's the top secret Gadget phone. (Talks into hand) Is that you, Chief? You're where? Right away.

Inspector Gadget:
An air show? Now why would anybody want to pay to see air?

Inspector Gadget:
All work and no play makes Gadget a dull boy.

Inspector Gadget:
(Falling) Go Go Gadget 'Brella!! (Hand delivers flowers) Go Go Gadget Copter!! (Another useless Gadget) GO GO GADGET ANYTHING!!

Inspector Gadget:
Now I'll prove to you that Martians are just an image of your figment. Uh, I mean a figure of your sensation. Well you know what I mean.

Inspector Gadget:
Be careful, Brain, those are probably priceless fake artifacts.

Inspector Gadget:
I haven't seen this much snow since that episode in the Arctic.

Inspector Gadget:
I'd better get a new rubber duckie. This one is too mean.

Inspector Gadget:
This place is as empty as a graveyard on Halloween.

Inspector Gadget:
No one gets away from Inspector Gadget and gets away with it.

Inspector Gadget:
When I'm following someone, I hate being followed!

Inspector Gadget:
Excellent, Capeman. That's what I call a strike.

Inspector Gadget:
Yikes!!!

Penny:
You never know what might happen with Uncle Gadget.

Penny:
Wowsers! (in some episodes)

Penny:
I'd better call Brain.

Penny:
You're Dr. Claw's nephew? (then her heart breaks)

Penny:
So that's it.

Penny:
You'd better follow Uncle Gadget, Brain.

Penny:
Go Go Gadget Breakfast!

Penny:
I'm worried, Brain. You'd better follow Uncle Gadget.

Penny:
Brain, look! Uncle Gadget'll be crushed! [shouts] Uncle Gadget, behind you! A landslide!

Brain:
Reah. Re read rone of rose.

Dr. Claw:
I'll get you next time, Gadget... next time! [M.A.D. Cat meows]

Dr. Claw:
You were lucky, Gadget. But Next Time, You haven’t seen the last of me.

Dr. Claw:
Mad Agents, Attack!

Dr. Claw:
I'll get you for this, Gadget... I'll GET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. Claw:
Gadget and the Four Young Boys, Someday you'll pay for this!

Dr. Claw:
Eh, M.A.D. Cat?

Dr. Claw:
This nasty Transylvanian atmosphere is good for my health.

Dr. Claw:
Blast that, Gadget!

Dr. Claw:
Kamikazi! Constantine! Stop them!

Dr. Claw:
You may have stopped my M.A.D. robots, but you will not escape my flashing ball.

Dr. Claw:
Curse you, Gadget! You've beaten me again. But I’ll get you next time.

Dr. Claw:
Eliminate Four Young Boys!

Dr. Claw:
Shut Up, Kamikazi and Constantine!

Dr. Claw:
Retreat! Retreat!

Dr. Claw:
Just you walt!

Dr. Claw:
You pay for this, Gadget and the Four Young Boys! GET THEM!

Dr. Claw:
Gadget!? All the Gadgets are still alive!!!

Dr. Claw:
Four legged is four armed, Gadget!

Dr. Claw:
Eliminate Gadget and FOUR YOUNG BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. Claw:
Gadget! ALWAYS GADGET!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. Claw:
I hate that Gadget! AND I HATE THOSE FOUR YOUNG BOYS!!!!

Dr. Claw:
Cowards! I will not be beaten AGAIN!!!!!!!!

Dr. Claw:
You failed me! YOU FOOLS!!! ATTACK GADGET! NOW!!!!!!

Dr. Claw:
RaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!

Dr. Claw:
No, No, No! Why does Gadget ALWAYS WIN!!!!!!! I HATE GADGET!!!!

Dr. Claw:
Gadget! I hate you! AND YOUR GADGETINIS!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. Claw:
I'll get you next time, Gadget, and new kid, and the gorgonites, and the imaginationland! I'll GET YOU NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. Claw:
One of These Days, One of These Days.

Dr. Claw:
Once again, You've failed me, Talon!

Dr. Claw:
Next time, Gadget. Next Time!

Dr. Claw:
You failed me again, Talon.

Dr. Claw:
Next time, Four Young Boys. Next Time!

Dr. Claw:
Your failure is bad enough, but now Baron Von Steeletoe has called my henchmen FUNKY on MySpyPlace! And not good funky, but BAD FUNKY!

Dr. Claw:
I'll get you next time Gadget! And Comrade Multi Use Tool! NEXT TIME!!

Dr. Claw:
Shall it be one lump or two? Next tea time, Talon, next tea time!

Dr. Claw:
Next time, Steeltoe. Next Time!

Corporal Capeman:
Fly, Capeman, fly!

Corporal Capeman:
Fly, Capeman, fly! Whoopee!

Corporal Capeman:
Go Go Corporal Capeman!

Corporal Capeman:
Oh, great Inspector Gadget! It's an honor to meet you.

Corporal Capeman:
I'm flying! Wee!