Johnny Bravo, Season 1

Johnny:
[running] Did you see a gorilla around here?

Businessman:
No.

Johnny:
Did you see a gorilla around here?

Hippie:
No.

Johnny:
Did you see a gorilla around here?

Gorgeous woman:
[flirtatious tone] No.

Johnny:
Did you see a... [pauses and runs backwards]

Old woman:
Gorilla?

Johnny:
Hey there hot mama, you wouldn't happen to be hiding a gorilla under them clothes, would you?

[gorgeous woman grabs Johnny by the arm and entangles him into a battered down victim with little effort]

Johnny:
Yeah. She wants me.

Gorilla:
Your mamma's so big she wore high heels and struck oil...your face is so ugly it could make onions cry.

Johnny:
Wanna see me comb my hair, really fast?

Jungle Boy:
He didn't mean to hurt anyone. Did you, Mister Johnny?

Johnny:
Of course not, kid. I wouldn't hurt a fly.

Fly:
It's a lie. It's a lie!

Chronos:
[seeing his clocks destroyed] NO! My clocks! The time...! The time!

Chronos:
What are you doing in my cave, son? Didn't you see the signs? It says "stay out".

Johnny:
No. It says, "Do not enter without--"

Chronos:
Shut up, kid. I know what it says. Do you have any idea who I am?

Johnny:
A bear in the woods.

Chronos:
Of course, I'm a bear in the woods! But I'm not just any bear. [dramatically] I am Chronos! Master of all time! [thunder and lightning cracks]

Johnny:
Good for you. Well, you know, I was just lookin' for my mama, and I should be...

[Chronos growls and snorts in Johnny's face.]

Johnny:
Man! You have smelled yourself?

Chronos:
You fool! Don't you understand what I'm telling you? I control all time! Here, I'll prove it to you! [presses several buttons on a device]

Device:
At the town, the time will be exactly 8:35 and 3 seconds.

Chronos:
You're wrong! It's 8:36 and 12 seconds! [to Johnny] See? I'm Chronos! Master of all time! [thunder and lightning cracks] Do you know what my favorite magazine is?

Johnny:
Young Bride?

Chronos:
No. It's Time. Someday, I'm going to be on the cover.

Johnny:
Well, I'm happy for you and all, mister, but I gotta--

Chronos:
Where do you think you're going? You're in big trouble, kid. You woke me up early from my hibernation.

Johnny:
No, I didn't. You see that clock? It's midnight.

Chronos:
That's a VCR, kid! Not even I, Chronos, master of all time can set one of those... [sees Johnny running away] things.

[Johnny has been placed into a cooking pot by Chronos.]

Johnny:
What are you doing?

Chronos:
I'm afraid I'm going to have to eat you, kid.

Johnny:
Uh, you don't wanna eat me, bear. See, I'm too pretty to eat.

Chronos:
You don't understand, kid. I'm hungry. I haven't eaten in six months. Ever tried that, son?

Johnny:
No.

Chronos:
Being master of all time, I must strictly adhere to my set schedule. Am I reaching you, kid?

Johnny:
No.

Chronos:
See this? This is my yearly calendar. Sleep and eat. Eat and sleep. Am I sleeping?

Johnny:
No.

Chronos:
Well then, guess who's coming to dinner.

Velma:
My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!

Johnny:
My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!

Johnny:
Jinkies? Isn't that a breakfast cereal?

Waiter:
May I help you, sir?

Johnny:
Table for two, please.

Waiter:
I'm sorry, sir. We only serve humans.

Carol:
Wait a minute! Aren't you Mike Stevens?

Waiter:
Why, yes.

Carol:
You went to college with my father.

Waiter:
Oh my gosh! Carol? Oh, wow! I didn't even recognize you. Oh my goodness! You've gotten so big.

Carol:
You say that to all of the antelope. You look great, Mike.

Little Suzy:
Would you eat them with a fox?

Johnny:
If the fox were Courtney Cox. But since that is not the case, get that stuff away from my face.

Johnny:
That's it, kid! I've had enough! I'm really sick of all this stuff! I don't want cookies, can't ya see? Now get your stuff away from me! I will not buy them, not one box. I will not eat them with a fox. I will not buy a peanut swirl. I will not buy it, little girl. I will not eat them on a boat, with a goat, or in a coat. You drive me nuts! It's really true! I've really had enough of you. You've got until the count of 3 to go away and let me be. 1-

Johnny:
I may be late honey, but I'm looking good.

[King Raymond isn't happy to receive a lump of coal]

Johnny:
Sorry, Magilla. Just following orders.

Farrah Fawcett:
[while playing pin the tail on the donkey] This is so much fun I can't remember the last time I was blindfolded. Oh wait... yes I can! [giggles]

Johnny:
The Beach is that way. [Holds up arm and points to show off his muscles]

Johnny:
Give me two tickets, please.

Ticket booth woman:
No pets allowed.

Johnny:
She ain't no pet. She's a werewolf.

Ticket booth woman:
A werewolf? [screams and flees]

Johnny:
I guess that means we don't have to pay.

Lois:
My name is Lois - a mistress of the night. [Thunder lighting]

Johnny:
My name is Johnny - a Mister of the Universe. A popular girl like you is going to need some wooing.

Lois:
Wooing? I haven't been wooed in millennia.

Johnny:
[to Talky Tabitha] Now listen Raggedy Evil! You better stop. [Talky Tabitha throws Johnny against the wall]

Donny Osmond:
Now, Johnny, I'm going to teach you how to sing!

Johnny:
I'm gonna teach you how to shut up.

Donny Osmond:
Cool! It'll be like a trade!