Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire

Kröd Mändoon:
It will take more than one arrow to kill the greatest general that ever lived. [General Arcadius is shot several more times and speared] That will probably do it, though.

Bruce:
He passed the prophecy down to me orally [...] and anally.

Ralph Longshaft:
Welcome to the coucil, brother and sister [followed by a long gaze at Aneka]

Bruce:
I don't think she's going to be giving him much resistance.

Zezelryck:
Is it me or is that a lot of lube for one weekend?

Biclops:
I made nibbles and mojitos! Fresh mint!

Zezelryck:
You're referring to my war cry. [after screaming and ducking at the sight of a bird]

Dongalor:
As we speak, hundreds of resistance fighters are gathered in the Hessemeel Commons, expecting amnesty and a mule! HA! Fools! Everyone knows there's no such thing as a free mule!

Grimshank:
Arcadius said you were 'The Golden One'. I die unconvinced.