Ringer

Gemma:
[About the terrace design on the penthouse] You don't seem that excited. What's wrong? I thought you live for this stuff.

Bridget:
[As Siobhan] I do, I'm just tired. Andrew came home late last night.

Gemma:
You're skinny and you're having sex.

Bridget:
No! We didn't.

Gemma:
Last time I saw Henry naked was right before the twins turned three. Last Year! I think Henry's having an affair. I can't stand to look at him, let alone sleep next to him. Oh I can so use you and a Martini. Say you'll go out with me tonight.

Bridget:
I'd love to.

Gemma:
Oh no wait, don't you have that thing?

Bridget:
What thing?

Gemma:
That fundraising thing.

Bridget:
Yes, I totally forgot.

Gemma:
I'll be fine. I'll just, hook up with one of the workmen. I'm sure contractors make more money than out of work novelists.

Victor:
You okay?

Bridget:
Not really.

Victor:
Just get up on the stand and tell the judge what you saw. You were a witness to a crime you did nothing wrong. It'll be over before you know it.

Bridget:
That's what I'm afraid of.

Victor:
Bridget, we'll protect you.

Bridget:
You don't get it, if Bodaway wants me dead, I'm dead. No one can protect me.

Bridget:
[as Siobhan, walking into Henry's apartment] I'm not here to sleep with you.

Henry:
Why? I'm here to sleep with you.

Bridget:
Henry, you're my best friend's husband.

Henry:
That never bothered you before.

Bridget:
Well, it does now.

Siobhan:
Bridget, listen. Andrew doesn't exactly know about you.

Bridget:
About my visiting.

Siobhan:
He doesn't know I have a sister.

Bridget:
[On the phone to Malcolm] Siobhan killed herself. I don't know why she did it. I'm the only one that knows that she's dead. I saw a way out and I took it. I was so scared. The cops were after me, Bodaway was after me. I felt like I didn't have a choice. It was so easy Malcolm. I mean they all think I'm her. They all think I'm Siobhan.

Bridget:
You just need a good night's sleep.

Gemma:
Yeah, that and some happy pills.

Andrew:
Please, do as your told. For once.

Bridget:
You're high.

Juliet:
Was high. Now I'm hungover.

Bridget:
Does a shoe sale at Bergdorf's constitute an emergency?

Bridget:
Getting pregnant is not a strategy.

Olivia:
It is if you need to hold on to your husband.

Siobhan:
Then again, I do keep my money under the mattress.

Tyler:
It's probably safer that way.

Andrew:
It's a little early for that isn't it?

Henry:
Hey, you saw my wife. It's justified.

Andrew:
You can take Gemma to the ballet tonight. The two of you can talk about how much you hate your husbands.

Bridget:
Really?

Gemma:
Is it that hard to believe you have an amazing husband?

Victor:
You know, we don't have to do this here. I've got a perfectly boring office just a few blocks away. I mean, I can't serve you anything fancy, but I can brew you a cup of really bad coffee.

Gemma:
That's for sleeping with my husband, you whore!

Siobhan:
One night with me and you're already speaking French?

Siobhan:
What about the brunette?

Tyler:
She's fun but I've always had a thing for blondes.

Siobhan:
I'm not picky. I'll take presents from anyone.

Tyler:
Is that how you connect with people? Shove them out of your room without a single thought.

Bridget:
(After learning the truth about her twin) Siobhan Wanted Me Dead?