Viva La Bam

April:
You know what your friends did to my car?!

Bam:
They're not my friends.

Glomb:
You live with a convict.....Novak: I'm an ex-convict!

Bam:
I was going to throw a snowball at it, but then I realized it was mine.

(Glomb Making Skatepark House)Dunn:
Why don't we ever do this cool shit to my house Bam:'Cos you don't have a house Dunn:Oh yeah

Don Vito talking to a patriotic French woman about the Eiffel Tower:
"It looks like an abandoned oil well. They should put a Rocky statue there."

Oderus Urungus:
"It's scary up there!" Phil: Arn't your friends up there?" Oderus Urungus: There not my friends! April: "Oh my god this is like the exorsist."