Arthur, Season 4

D.W.:
If it could break the sound barrier, falling out of a window shouldn't be able to break it.

Arthur:
I told you not to touch it.

D.W.:
You built it all wrong! Did you even read the directions?

[Arthur furiously gets on his feet and grits his teeth; D.W. is too busy talking to be frightened]

D.W.:
It didn't fly through one second! It's not my fault if you made a plane that can't fly.

Arthur:
[lividly] I told you... NOT TO TOUCH IT!!!!!

[he punches D.W., who hits the ground; D.W. wails in agony as she heads back inside]

Mrs. Read:
Arthur Timothy Read? Come here!

Arthur:
[shocked] Uh-oh. Middle name!

Mr. Read:
: (after Arthur refuses to apologize for the hit) Arthur, this means no TV for a week.

Arthur:
What?! That is so unfair! You don't even care what she did to me!

Mrs. Read:
We'll deal with what she did. But what you did was wrong, too.

D.W.:
Mommy! Daddy! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!

Mr. Ratburn:
: (enters the classroom) Sorry, I'm late. Let's jump right into work.

(Just then, the lights in the classroom go out)

Mr. Haney:
Bad news! The storm is getting worse, the buildings lost electricity, so the school is closed.

(Mr. Ratburn gasps while the class cheer)

Oliver Frensky:
I tried all night, but the plower's stuck. None of the roads can get plowed now.

Francine:
Daddy, look! It's too cold to write. I have to stop doing my report.

Arthur:
Mom says I'm watching the Dark Bunny after your baby show ends!

D.W.:
Mary Moo Cow is not a baby show!