Austin & Ally, Season 3

Trish:
[phone rings] Ally, where are you?

Ally:
I just got off the plane. Where are you guys?

Trish:
We're by Gate 27.

Ally:
Me too. I don't see you.

Dez:
[gasp] Like your song! *sings* We're at the airport, but you don't see me! You got off the plane, but you don't see me!

Trish:
Stop it.

Austin:
I don't get it. How could we be at the same gate and the same airport, and not see each other?

Ally:
'Cause, maybe we're not at the same airport? Which Portland are you in?

Austin:
Portland, Oregon.

Ally:
I'm in Portland, Maine.

Austin:
There are two Portlands?

Ally:
We're 3,000 miles apart.

Ally:
I don't see him.

Trish:
You don't think he missed his flight?

Dez:
Found 'em!

Trish:
Where is he?

Dez:
Oh, not Austin. Flame-O's, the world's hottest cheese-puffs. You can only get these in airports. (Dez tastes one and his mouth catches on fire.)

Ally:
(Her phone rings) Austin? Dez, shush! Go ahead Austin. Yes, Dez finally found Flame-O's. Where are you?

Austin:
I just got off the plane. Where are you guys?

Ally:
We're by the arrival gate.

Austin:
I don't see you.

Ally:
You're in Washington D.C, aren't you?

Austin:
Yeah why?

Ally:
We're in Washington State.

Austin:
There are two Washingtons?! Why do they keep doing that?

Ally:
I can't believe we're 3,000 miles apart again. This stinks. By the time you get here, we'll only have a half-hour together.

Austin:
I don't care how much time we have. I just..wanna see you.

Ally:
I just wanna see you too.

Trish:
[takes the phone from Ally] You know who else wants to see you? 10,000 fans who bought tickets for tonight's concert. You better be on the next flight. You're supposed to be on stage in 8 hours!

Dez:
[bangs frying pans together] Rise and shine sleepyheads! Time for Dez's world famous tour bus breakfast!

Trish:
What time is it?

Dez:
I just told you time for Dez's world famous tour bus breakfast! *bangs frying pans together again and Austin and Trish take them away, but Dez pulls out another pair and bangs those together*

Austin:
Dez! Every time you cook it's a complete mess.

Ally:
Yesterday you burnt the toast so bad we had to evacuate the bus, then you forgot to put a lid on the blender and splattered smoothies everywhere!

Trish:
[pulls blueberry out of her hair] I'm still pulling blueberries out of my hair.

Dez:
[takes blueberry and eats it] Well no messes today now how do you like your omelettes?

Austin:
Forget it Dez! I'm just gonna go to the diner and get us some breakfast burritos.

Dez:
Nonsense I have fresh eggs. [leaves then comes back in with a chicken which makes all the plates break]

Austin:
Well, he did say fresh.

Trish:
I'm completely alone.

Dez:
(looks at her sympathetically) You aren't completely alone... I'm still here.

Trish:
...You're right. You haven't been my assistant... you've been my...

Dez:
(excited) Friend?!

Trish:
I think we both know you've been more than a friend.

Dez:
(gasps)

Trish:
(signals for Dez to kiss her)

Dez:
(bends down, kisses Trish)

Ally:
(walks in, sees Trez kissing)

Trish and Dez:
(pull apart)

Ally:
(screams)

Trish and Dez:
(scream)

Ally:
Hold the ketchup! Are those the real silver shoes from The Wizard of Oz?

Austin:
Yeah. What gives? Aren't they supposed to be ruby?

Ally:
In the movie, but true fans like me know that they're silver. They were silver in the book and the play. Ooh, I should include that on the next museum tour!

Dez:
Ooh, you're wearing Dorothy's slippers and the Wicked Witch's socks.

Austin:
The socks are mine.

Dez:
Wow, you wear some crazy clothes.

Obama:
Now I'm off to see the new exhibit about Henry the Horse Headed Cowboy.

Ally:
Oh, you know that's just a myth, Mister President.

Obama:
Uh, Ally? Nobody likes a know-it-all.

Hazel:
This is a children's menu from Humpys' Burger Barn. The restaurant that used to be here? I find these all over the place.

Austin & Dez:
What?

Dez:
But how do you explain the blood stain and the giant "X" marking the treasure?

Hazel:
That blood is ketchup and the "X" is a half-finished tic-tac-toe game.

Trish:
You and Kira can be twinzies. I'm just glad we're besties.

Ally:
Me too. *they hug* I never got to sing my song at the beach club. So, I'm gonna sing it right now. I wrote it for you; it's about our friendship.

Trish:
Really? [Ally nods]

Trish:
Okay. I want to see who does the best job hanging up Christmas lights.

Chuck:
What does that have to do with being Santa?

Trish:
It doesn't have anything to do with me getting a promotion...Pfft... Why would you say that?

Dez:
Oh, I love hanging lights. This shouldn't be too hard.

Austin:
Well, that's the last of the decorations. (walks over to Ally)"

Ally:
(looks up) Hey, look. We're under the mistletoe again. (laughs nervously)

Austin:
(laughs nervously) Wha'ddya know? (romantic music plays as they lean in)

Trish:
(Dez and Trish barge through) Look Out!

Dez:
Austin Dolls coming through!

Austin:
They're here!

Ally':
Just in time for the party! (All four of them unbox the toys)

Austin:
This isn't right! (Austin doll has long hair)

Ally:
They all have long, flowing princess hair! ...Long, flowing, gorgeous princess hair...

Trish:
The toy company also makes Princess Priscilla dolls. There must have been a mix-up at the factory.

Austin:
I can't give these freak show dolls to the kids! It'll ruin their Christmas.

Dez:
I have to write Santa a new letter. I am not replacing my teddy bear with one of these mutants.

Ally:
Let's do our warm-ups. Row, row, row your boat (rest of Ally's team begins) gently down the stream.

Austin:
Ally it's for you, it's the 1800s; they want their song back.

Ally:
You know why I'm so crazy about glee club? It's the one thing where I get to do everything. The music, the choreography, it's all mine.

Austin:
I get it. That's what I get to do with my concerts. Only I'm not an annoying control freak.

Ally:
Not what your band says...

Austin:
You're Roxy Rocket?

Ally:
Yup! I couldn't stand the thought of not writing with you anymore. But, if I write under an alias like Roxy Rocket, then Ronnie will never know it's me!

Austin:
That's genius!

Ally:
Ronnie, writing songs for Austin makes me a better artist. And that's the artist you signed! So let me get right to the point. I will keep writing for Austin, you will not drop me from the label, and you're gonna like it!

Dez:
Yeah, you tell him, Ally! (Ally high fives him and he falls)

Ronnie:
Hey, no one talks to Ronnie Ramone like that. I'm impressed, and a little frightened. Look, Ally, I'd rather let you keep writing for Austin than lose you as an artist.

Ally:
Really? Thank you, Ronnie, you will not regret it.

Ronnie:
I better not.

Ally:
I get it! She has good skin.

Dez:
Ooh, jealous much?

Ally:
I'm not jealous. I just get this weird, burning feeling in my chest every time I think about Austin with another girl.

Trish:
Yeah, that's jealousy.

Austin:
Well, if we're not going to be together, it's only a matter of time before one of us meets someone else.

Ally:
You think it's time for us to move on and date other people?

Austin:
Maybe. Whatever happens, I just want you to be happy.

Ally:
I want you to be happy too.

Carrie:
Flowers! Pizza!

Dez:
Wait, there's something else I got you! [lugs a goat crate]

Carrie:
A goat! You really do like me! [they hug]

Austin:
Okay, Kenneth Kreen, I'm gonna show you I don't need to lip sync. I'm not just a pretty boy who can't sing; I'm a pretty boy who can sing.

Kenneth:
Bravo. Your arrogance is only matched by your incompetence.

Austin:
It's not an insult if I don't know what it means.

Austin:
You know what, this whole time, I've been trying to please you. But why should I care what you think? Why should I care what anyone thinks? I know I rock.

Ally:
Yeah.

Trish:
He's back!

Dez:
The Electric Avenger!

Austin:
Uh, hi, Brandy. I'm your co-star-

Brandy:
Don't talk to me either. I don't really care about my co-stars. I do have a few rules. One, don't stand in front of me. Two, don't look me in the eye. And three, don't ever touch me.

Spike:
Alright, Austin. I need you to stand in front of Brandy, look her in the eye, and carry her to safety.

Brandy:
I want my blankie, I want my Bear-Bear, I want my yogurt, I want a unicorn that breathes fire!

Dez:
That is it, young lady! I have had enough of your temper tantrums! Now you listen to me or you're getting a timeout! You're the actress, I'm the director. Now stop acting like a baby, get on the beach, and be the mermaid! Have I made myself clear?!

Brandy:
Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir. I'll be good, I promise.

Dez:
While you do that, I'll practice my parade wave. (Waves hand)

Trish:
(Waves back at him)

Dez:
Oh, you're practicing yours, too?

Trish:
No, I just want you to leave. Goodbye!

Ally:
Never known anyone like you before.

Gavin:
Someone who can make me smile when I've fallen down on the floor.

Austin:
(sits between Ally and Gavin) Sorry to interrupt, but I really need your help, Ally.

Ally:
Can't it wait?

Austin:
No, this is really important. I'm trying to finish a melody to a song we were supposed to write together. Should it go (plays piano keys) Bum bum bum bum. Or, bum bum bum boom.

Piper:
There's much better scenery here, if you know what I mean.

Austin:
Thanks. (Flexes his muscles) I did some push-ups earlier.

Piper:
I was talking about the beach, spaghetti-arms. (Touches Austin's arm) Are you sure you're doing those push-ups right?

Austin:
Very funny. You just wanted to touch my arm.

Piper:
Maybe.

Ally:
Austin, I can't believe it.

Austin:
I know. I'm really sorry I ruined your show.

Ally:
No, I mean you and Piper. I'm really happy for you.

Austin:
Thanks. So, you're not mad at me for causing all this?

Ally:
No, I think it's romantic you made a fool of yourself to impress a girl.

Austin:
But I ruined your modelling début.

Ally:
Eh, I'm sure I would've ruined it sooner or later. Have you seen me walk in heels? (Poses; trips and falls on Austin.)

Ally:
I think it was twelve.

Trish:
(to Ally) Well, whilst you solve the case of the paranoid songwriter, I'm gonna call Jace.

Trish:
(to Ally) No. I'm gonna brag that I'm at Dwayne Wade's house!

Dwayne Wade:
I'm playing video games with Austin Moon!

Dez:
Yes! We're going to another planet! I call shotgun!

Ally:
(to Austin, smiles nervously) Are you nervous?

Austin:
(scared) Yeah. We have to perform like our lives depend on it, because our lives depend on it!

Dez:
(to Trish) What's the worst that could happen?

(Trish walks into the practice room, and Ally is sitting down)

Trish:
So what was that all about? For the last month, all you've talked about is Gavin asking you to prom.

Ally:
I know. Its just after our last talk, I don't think Gavin's right for me.

Trish:
Because of the pig mud run?

Ally:
(stands up) It's more than that. He also invited me to a chicken mud run. It's the same thing, but with chickens.

Trish:
So are you gonna break up with him?

Ally:
I don't know. I'm gonna tell him to go to the chicken mud run without me, so I have some time to think. All I know is, I'd rather stay home, than go to prom with the wrong guy.

Trish:
I hear ya. I wish I was going with Jace instead of Chuck. He won't leave me alone! And his poems are getting worse!

Ally:
(reading the poem) "I have a new girl, her name is Trish. I lie awake dreaming of our first kish"

Trish:
There is no way I'm kishing him!

(Austin sees Ally walk into prom, and he smiles)

Austin:
Trish, I've made a huge mistake. I'm not supposed to be here with Piper, I'm supposed to be here with Ally!

(Austin turns around and sees that it's Carrie behind him, much to his shock.)

Austin:
(Shocked) And, you're not Trish.

Carrie:
You don't wanna be here with my sister?

Austin:
Please don't say anything to Piper, I don't wanna ruin her prom!

(Piper walks up to Austin and Carrie.)

Piper:
(Smiles) You know what, Austin? I'm having a really great time. Even if your pores are huge. (She giggles and hugs him.)

Carrie:
Piper, there's something I have to tell you.

(Austin has a guilty look on his face, and the episode ends with 'To be continued...')

Austin:
(smiles) Hey, we never got to do that slow dance. Whattaya say?

Ally:
(blushes and smiles) I'd love to.

[Austin and Ally start slow-dancing.]

Ally:
So, why did you and Piper break up?

Austin:
(smiles) Because I still have feelings for you. I've always liked you. I guess I never stopped.

Ally:
(smiles) I feel the same way. I always dreamed of going to prom with the perfect guy. And the perfect guy is you.

Austin:
(blushes) So, I didn't bring a horse, or fireworks or anything, and, it's a little late, but... would you be my prom date?

Ally:
(smiling) Yes.

[Austin and Ally kiss. Meanwhile, Trish and Dez hug in the background.]

Jace:
For the record, I know you came to prom with Chuck.

Trish:
Whaaaaaaat?

Jace:
Dez told me (Camera turns to Dez waving at them, and Jace smiles) You know he can't keep a secret.

Trish:
Are you mad?

Jace:
No, I know you wanted the money to come and visit me. (Trish smiles) Plus, I've met Chuck. There's no way you like that guy.

(Trish shakes her head to say no, and she and Jace continue dancing)

Trish:
"It was horrible! He was tall, smelly and disgusting.

[Ally and Trish gasp]

Trish:
"There he is! And the Swamp Creature's with him!

Austin:
(runs into the store) "I am the Electric Avenger!"

Dez:
(runs into the store) "And. I'm his trusty sidekick, Spark Plug!"

Ally:
"Austin, you look awesome! And Dez, you look like…a garbage can"

Dez:
"I was so busy working on Austin's costume, I don't have enough time to work on mine. But, I'm still a Superhero who keeps the streets clean of crime! And trash"

Trish:
(excitedly) Ally's song Redial, sold so well, Ramone Records is moving the release date for her debut album, to next week!

Ally:
(excitedly) No way my first album! (hugs Trish and then turns to Austin)

Austin:
You did it! I'm so proud of you! (hugs Ally)

Trish:
Awww, I love that you two are a couple again. (giggles and Auslly are still hugging) Okay.

(Austin and Ally pull away, blushing)

(Austin and Ally are walking into Shredders holding hands)

Ally:
Hey, Carrie, hows the fish special? (Carrie walks off crying) Okay, maybe I'll just get the salad.

Austin':
(smiles and excitedly) Sorry we're late. We just saw five movie's back to back! Since Ally's gonna be busy with her record, we're squeezing a month of dates into one weekend.

Ally:
(smiles)Next, we're going to a poetry reading, then to Phil's Fun Town to ride rollercoasters. (Sits down)

Austin:
(sits down) We probably shouldn't eat too much, I don't wanna yack.

(Auslly are in the practice room)

Austin:
(excitedly) I can't wait for the whole world to know that you're my girlfriend.

Ally:
(smiles) Oh, yeah. The WMA's will be the first time our fans know we're officially a couple. I can't wait to walk the red carpet together! Should we hold hands? Link arms? Should I be on your left or your right?

Austin:
Be on my left, that's my good side Or my right, that's my other good side. (Ally walks over to Austin's right side, and Austin imitates the announcer) Austin and Ally have arrived at the red carpet

Ally:
Oh, the dress? Amovionkie, the boyfriend? Austin Moon

Mimi:
(smiles) Aww, look at you two!

(Jimmy walks into Sonic Boom and Austin and Ally are sitting down)

Jimmy:
Austin and Ally, I heard the great news, congratulations.

Austin:
Thanks!(puts his arm around Ally)

Jimmy:
What the heck are you two doing?

Austin:
(smiles) Nothing much, what the heck are you doing?

Jimmy:
I mean, why do you have your arm around her?

Austin:
(and Ally stand up) Oh, me and Ally are back together. We're officially announcing it at the WMA's!

Ally:
We're walking the red carpet together, we decided on left wink, right side.