Austin & Ally, Season 3

Dez:
[bangs frying pans together] Rise and shine sleepyheads! Time for Dez's world famous tour bus breakfast!

Trish:
What time is it?

Dez:
I just told you time for Dez's world famous tour bus breakfast! *bangs frying pans together again and Austin and Trish take them away, but Dez pulls out another pair and bangs those together*

Austin:
Dez! Every time you cook it's a complete mess.

Ally:
Yesterday you burnt the toast so bad we had to evacuate the bus, then you forgot to put a lid on the blender and splattered smoothies everywhere!

Trish:
[pulls blueberry out of her hair] I'm still pulling blueberries out of my hair.

Dez:
[takes blueberry and eats it] Well no messes today now how do you like your omelettes?

Austin:
Forget it Dez! I'm just gonna go to the diner and get us some breakfast burritos.

Dez:
Nonsense I have fresh eggs. [leaves then comes back in with a chicken which makes all the plates break]

Austin:
Well, he did say fresh.