Awkward, Season 5

Tamara:
Dear Prudence, what's up? That goodbye kiss was more like a good dry kiss.

Valerie:
Jenna, are you running through the hallway naked? Oh wait, you just reminded me that I need a haircut. Don't ruin the rest of your senior year by being a reckless nudist.

Tamara:
[to Sadie] Your turn.

Sadie:
Hell no. I don't do custodial.

Tamara:
Nice work. At least they didn't call the cops.

Jenna:
My husband's going to be very upset when I don't come home with his vodka.

Matty:
What is that?

Tamara:
Your bender is a trender.

Tamara:
Put a flavored condom on your head because your mind as about to be blown. Jenna. you are legit popular.

Sadie:
Ally, what are you doing here? I told security to keep all drunk hags out.

Kyle:
I'm sorry, Matty. Run ins with your ex can be hard.

Matty:
Me and Jenna are OK.

Kyle:
I was talking about you and Jake.

Tamara:
I'll break up with him in the morning. It'll be better over brunch. A brunch up.

Tamara:
Hey, everyone. It looks like someone put a wish in the Tamara and Adam wish bowl.

Sadie:
Um, what the fuck is that?

Tamara:
[to Jenna] What would you know about a real relationship?

Jenna:
What does that mean?

Tamara:
You fuck up all your relationships.

Tamara:
No, don't ralf and roll all over my seats. My mom will go full American Psycho.

Ally:
Relax, it's not like I'm rushing to tell anyone your mom's having another little bitch.

Sadie:
Earth to Hamel-tard. You're blocking my way.

Sadie:
Sergio, I guess what I'm trying to say is that I don't give a fuck about the food truck. I have real world problems.

Lissa:
I can't believe your attitude. You're the head of the prom committee. Show a little respect.

Tamara:
I'm sorry I ruined your emergency dress surgery. I am no Molly Ringwald.

Tamara:
Jenna, this isn't your first senior prom. You went in utero.

Lissa:
Sadie, you came back. I knew you wouldn't abandon me at prom. Isn't this a dream?

Sadie:
I'm about five drinks away from a dream.

Lacey:
[to Jenna] What are you doing home? Is it over? Oh my God. Did prom burn down?

Jenna:
No, just my night.

Sadie:
Jesus, are you done? Now get the fuck out of my room.

Jenna:
Her harsh truth may hurt sometimes, but it was our harsh truth.

Jenna:
There were so many things I never got to do with Matty, so I was determined to make it count.

Sadie:
[to Sergio] What are you doing here?

Sergio:
Trying to build some business and thought you might want to see me.

[At an upscale chic fashion boutique in New York to clerk who has short platinum blonde hair who has informed Jenna of a grossly overpriced tag]

Sadie:
Chop chop. You work retail so work it Tilda Skankton.

Jenna:
[last lines] I felt like there was a warm, glowing fire inside of me. I was ready to move forward, full of hope and excitement and, yeah, some fear and anxiety too. I had a great family, wonderful friends, and a soul mate. Even if Matty and I were going off in different directions, the one thing that I knew for sure was that in some way we would always be together. There's all this love if you need it and this made me feel safer as I stepped back out into the great unknown that was my future.