Batman: The Animated Series, Season Two

Barbara Gordon:
So Batman can't help me? Fine. Let's see what Batgirl can do!

Two-Face:
Don't get wise with me, Mason. Remember who got you set up as Gordon's assistant?

Gil Mason:
Right, Harvey, right.

Two-Face:
[grabs him] Don't call me that! It's Two-Face to you, pretty boy!!

[Gil Mason is about to murder James Gordon to become commissioner, and later mayor]

Gil Mason:
It's business, Jim. Nothing personal. Matter of fact, I respect you, I do. But a fellow has to take his opportunities where he finds them. And with you out of the way, I'll be mayor inside of a year!

Gordon:
You're sick, Gil! [glances at Two-Face] A lot sicker than him! At least I can see his bad half!

Mason:
Sorry you feel that way. At least you won't have to worry about Barbara. I'll take good care of her. She's very fond of me, you know.

Gordon:
You piece of scum!! I may not be able to stop you, but I know someone who will!

Mason:
I wouldn't get your hopes up. You see, there's been a recent decline in the bat population...

Clayface:
[After civilians flee in terror upon seeing his true form] That's right, run! Run for your measly lives! Run from Clayface!

Clayface:
You've upstaged me for the last time, Batman. Time to bring down the curtain!

Veronica:
If ever someone led a worry-free life, it's you, Bruce Wayne.

Mad Hatter:
(preparing a guillotine) As the great Lewis Carroll said: "One, two, one, two, and through and through the vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head, he went galumphing back!"

Thorne:
You think you iced the Batman, huh? Heh heh heh... Not on your best day, Jake! I'd cover my back if I were you.

Batman:
She's done nothing more incriminating than return an overdue video - even paid the late fee.

Alfred:
Could it be Ivy truly has reformed?

Batman:
I want to believe it. Why can't I?

Poison Ivy:
I really did want a family Batman, I just wanted one on my terms.

Billy:
Why Croc? Why'd you turn on us like that? We couldv'e helped you. We could've done something.

Killer Croc:
You said you could be yourself out here remember? Well, I guess that's what I was doing. Being myself.

Bruce:
You've got a serious priority problem, Ra's. What can be in that tomb that's more valuable than the love of your daughter?

Ra's Al Ghul:
Power, detective.

Two-Face:
Basic fifty-fifty option. You get him off, you both go free. He goes down, you take the fall with him.

Hatter:
Amusing idea, what? Kidnapping you to be Batman's attorney?

Two-Face:
Personally, I suggested a quick slug between the eyes... but I lost the coin toss.

Scarface:
Our prosecutor is ready, likewise our fair and impartial jury.

Hatter:
Hang him!

Harley:
Shoot him!

Killer Croc:
Hit him with a rock!

Scarface:
And now, all rise for the most honorable, most benevolent, most merciful Judge Joker!

Joker:
GUILTY!

Robin:
Are you sure you don't need help keeping Zippy Longyapping here under control?

Batman:
I'm fine! Besides I need to give Gordon's men to get any leads of a signal if there's any trouble.

Robin:
You got it!

Harley:
I wanna listen to the radio.

Batman:
Don't! (Harley deploys a parachute, causing the Batmobile to swerve wildly)

Harley:
Oops!

Batman:
Listen, and listen good! You don't touch anything, say anything, or DO anything unless I tell you. GOT IT?

Harley:
Yes sir!

Batman:
(turns away, Harley begins making faces at him) So far Joker hasn't been seen in one of his hideouts. I want you to show me the last place he escaped. (catches her making a face, which she replaces with a sheepish grin)

Harley:
Okay!

Robin:
It's lucky you were here, Harley. The countdown sequence didn't leave Joker enough time to swing by Arkham and pick you up.

Joker:
Quiet, brat.

Harley:
You were going to come back for me, weren't you, puddin'?

Joker:
Of course, pumpkin pie! It's just that, uh... here you are! So I can... save myself a trip!

Harley:
But what about all our friends! Ivy, and Two-Face and... Hat-Guy and... Lizard Man and... Puppet-Head...

Joker:
What about them?

Batman:
Don't forget your little pets!

Harley:
The babies! We can't leave the babies!

Joker:
I'll buy you a goldfish! Let's go!

Harley:
No!

Joker:
Why you little-

Harley:
(Hits Joker and runs toward Batman) You know, Bats, I got a crazy idea: Mister J may not be the guy for me after all!

Harley:
(Points the gun against Joker) Freeze,clown!

Batman:
(Run with Robin near Harley) Quinn, stop!

Harley:
He's mine, Bats!

Joker:
You wouldn't dare. You don't have the guts.. Nothing in a million years, would you.. (Harley shoots but it's a fake gun) Dammm, Baby you're the greatest!