Ben 10, Season 3

Gwen Tennyson:
500 stores, 72 restaurants, 48 movie screens, an indoor roller coaster,...

Ben Tennyson:
We could just spend the whole summer here! This mall has everything!

[an alarm sounds]

Officer:
Halt in the name of mall security!

Grandpa Max:
Including their own police force.

[Ben tries to hypnotize Gwen]

Ben Tennyson:
Your eyelids are feeling heavy, you are falling into a deep sleep.

Grandpa Max:
Hey, Ben, what are you doing back there?

Ben Tennyson:
Uh, nothing. [to Gwen] You are now completely under my power.

Gwen Tennyson:
Yes, master. Your wish is my command.

Ben Tennyson:
Whoa, cool, it worked! Now, get me some ice cream.

Gwen Tennyson:
Yes, master.

[Gwen goes to get ice cream]

Ben Tennyson:
Now, give it to me.

Gwen Tennyson:
Yes, master.

[puts the ice cream on Ben's head]

Ben Tennyson:
Hey!

Gwen Tennyson:
Psyche! You want anything else, "master?"

Ben Tennyson:
[annoyed] Just a different cousin.

[Gwen laughs]

Gwen Tennyson:
I had his party totally wired.

Ben Tennyson:
You chose his birthday wish?

Gwen Tennyson:
And how is he supposed to make one without a cake, that you were supposed to get?

Ben Tennyson:
Uh, excuse me. Full-time hero here. When do I have time to go get some dumb old cake? You were supposed to do it. Anyway, it's no big deal.

Gwen Tennyson:
For Grandpa it is.

Ben Tennyson:
Fine! Play you to see who goes. Rock, paper, scissors; on three!

Gwen Tennyson:
You are so on! You always lose.

Ben Tennyson:
Whoa. You're me, right? And it looks like I"m new and improved! This is so cool! That I'm so cool! Did you say headquarters? I have my own headquarters!

Future XLR8:
I don't have time for this. [Ben stops him]

Ben Tennyson:
So, when can you catch fill me up on my other 9,990 other alien heroes?

Future XLR8:
Hmm. How about...NEVER! [runs off]

Both Gwens:
[to Ben] You could lose the attitude, you know!

Gwen Tennyson:
Wait a minute, you're... me? Gwen?

Future Gwendolyn Tennyson:
Actually, I've been going by Gwendolyn since college.

Gwen Tennyson:
College? Ivy League? Do I have a masters?

Gwendolyn Tennyson:
Look, I didn't bring you here to find out about your future. I came back to bring Ben.

Gwen Tennyson:
So, why nab me?

Future Gwendolyn Tennyson:
I remembered Ben's listening skills sorta stunk. Grabbing you was the only way I knew he'd come.

Gwen Tennyson:
So time travel is no big deal now?

Future Gwendolyn Tennyson:
You just need to know the right spell to create the right kind of portal.

Gwen Tennyson:
I know magic? How wicked is that? What else do I know how to do? Did I ever get my black belt?

Ben Tennyson:
Hello! Forget you! This is about me!

Future Gwendolyn Tennyson:
He's right.

Gwen Tennyson:
Tell me I didn't grow up to start agreeing with Mr. Dweeb all the time.

Future Gwendolyn Tennyson:
Ben 10,000 needs his help.

Ben Tennyson:
I seem pretty tough. What could a cool Superhero like me need anyway?

Future Gwendolyn Tennyson:
Ben 10,000 may have mastered the secrets of the Omnitrix, but it still doesn't make him prepared for everything. There's a crisis looming even he can't solve alone.

Charmcaster:
[in Gwen's body] What's she doing here?

Ben Tennyson:
She says you're not you and she's not herself, but that you're each other. At least, that's what I think she's saying.

Grandpa Max:
Gwen, is this true?

Gwen Tennyson:
[in Charmcaster's body] She's not Gwen!

Charmcaster:
[in Gwen's body] Who are you guys going to believe, this liar or your own eyes?

Gwen Tennyson:
[in Charmcaster's body] All right. If you're Gwen, then you should know the name of the teddy bear Ben sleeps with?

Ben Tennyson:
Hey, Furry Freddy has his own bed! It just happens to be next to mine!

Gwen Tennyson:
[in Charmcaster's body] You just gave her the answer, you dweeb! Did your parents send you to doofus school or were you born like this?

Ben Tennyson:
Gwen? It really is you!

Gwen Tennyson:
[in Charmcaster's body] Duh, that's what I've been saying.

Ben Tennyson:
[in Gwen's body] Hurry up and go Fourarms!

[Gwen (in Ben's body) transforms into Cannonbolt]

Cannonbolt:
[Gwen's voice] Whoa, this is kind of cool!

Ben Tennyson:
[in Gwen's body] I said Fourarms, not Cannonbolt!

Cannonbolt:
[Gwen's voice] Give it a rest, doofus. It's not like you're much better at working this thing than I am.

Ben Tennyson:
[in Gwen's body] All right, all right! Just get me out of this thing!

Grey Matter:
What's that doing in the middle of the desert?

Gwen Tennyson:
Grandpa, can we check it out? Please?

Grandpa Max:
Sure, don't sweat it.

[Grandpa laughs while Grey Matter and Gwen glare at him]

Grandpa Max:
Uh, sorry, just couldn't help myself.

Mr. Jingles:
Without my perfect toys, what will Santa do?

Grandpa Max:
Christmas isn't about giving the perfect toy. It's about the spirit in which we give. Isn't that right, kids?

Ben Tennyson:
Yeah. But I bet giving me a Sumo Slammer Extreme Slamdown would make you feel really good, huh, Santa? [Gwen pushes him to the ground]

Ben Tennyson:
Kai seems bummed. Maybe I could cheer her up.

Gwen Tennyson:
Since when do you care about what girls care a....bout? [smiles wickedly] Unless you like her!

Ben Tennyson:
What?

Gwen Tennyson:
That's it! Like, you so, like, like her.

Ben Tennyson:
No way!

Gwen Tennyson:
[sing-song voice] Ben's got a crush, Ben's got a crush!

Ben Tennyson:
So not!

Gwen Tennyson:
So do!

Ben Tennyson:
But if you're hanging around Kai or something, could you do me a favor?

Gwen Tennyson:
What?

Ben Tennyson:
Sort of let it slip how cool I am, you know, that you're lucky to have me for a cousin.

Gwen Tennyson:
So, basically, you want me to totally lie?

Ben Tennyson:
Well, when you put it that way - SURE!

Benwolf:
[blown back by the Yenaldooshi's roar] Guess its bark is worse than its bite.

Benwolf:
Going XLR-Wolf. [Realizes] Wait. It's Not On My Wrist!

Ben Tennyson:
It's a long summer. Maybe I'll see you again.

Kai Green:
The thing is, Ben, you seem like a nice guy, but you're just not my type.

Ben Tennyson:
Huh? I thought you really liked me.

Kai Green:
Well, that was before you turned back into, well, you.

Ben Tennyson:
What's wrong with...me?

Kai Green:
Nothing. And the alien stuff is cool, but not as cool when you were a Yenaldooshi. I figured I could train you, tame you.... You know.

Gwen Tennyson:
Train him? Tame him?! He's a person, not a pet! You can't talk to my cousin like that!

Ben Tennyson:
Thanks.

Gwen Tennyson:
Only I can talk to my cousin like that! You just blew it big time!

Kai Green:
Oh, well. Whatever.

[Ben and Gwen realizes that the Omnitrix don't work inside the game]

Gwen:
That's right! Now how can we get out of here?!

Ben:
Come on, Brainiac, I played this game a hundred of times, nothing can surprise me [a giant robot-sumo crush him and sends Gwen flying]

Gwen:
[falls backwards] Ben!

Abel North:
That Doesn't Prove Anything!

Tim Dean:
Even Those Weak Villains On Your Old Show Could've Pulled Off A Better Frame Job.

Ben Tennyson:
[Walks up To Them, enraged] Ha! You Wanna Talk About Lame, Old Villains? Bowling Ball Bandit?! Kitty Litterer?! That Furball Doesn't Even "Meow" Right!

Tim Dean:
[Enraged] That's IT! [Tries To Tackle Abel in rage, But Five Guards Capture Them Both]

Ben Tennyson:
Nice Going, Gwen. [Shows Gwen The Guards Stopping Abel North And Tim Dean] You Could've Put That Slimeball Animator Away For Good, If You Hadn't Opened Your Big Mouth.

Gwen Tennyson:
Didn't North Say He Handled All His Special Effects, [Ben Gets Surprised] INCLUDING Explosives?

Ben Tennyson:
Grandpa, what gives?

Grandpa Max:
What gives is that I ran out of water in the shower... again. It's your job to keep the tank full, Ben.

Ben Tennyson:
I will, just later.

Gwen Tennyson:
Sure. The same way you're "going" to make your bed or take out the trash.

Grandpa Max:
Well, you're a fine one to talk, young lady. You think those dirty dishes are just gonna wash themselves?

Gwen Tennyson:
But it's summer vacation, Grandpa.

Ben Tennyson:
Yeah, if we wanted to do chores, we could have just stayed at home.

Todd Maplewood:
[milking a cow] Just squeeze and pull. Squeeze and pull.

Ben Tennyson:
Don't they have machines for this?

Todd Maplewood:
Ma doesn't believe in them. Says they spook the cows.

Ben Tennyson:
Isn't there something else we could do?

Todd Maplewood:
Well, the manure needs to be shoveled.

Ben & Gwen:
Milking!

Grandpa Max:
[as Ben's Omnitrix starts scanning the mummy's DNA] The Omnitrix, it's sampling the mummy's alien DNA! Ben, go alien before you begin to mutate! It's your only hope!

Ben Tennyson:
Time to fight mummy with mummy! [turns into Upgrade by mistake]

Upgrade:
Upgrade? Oh, man!

Grandpa Max:
Hey, Ben, check it out. Your hometown baseball team, The Cannons, are in the finals of the Little League World Series.

Ben Tennyson:
No way! I was supposed to be on that team.

Gwen Tennyson:
Yeah, if only you could hit or throw or run...

Ben Tennyson:
Think we could go, Grandpa?

Gwen Tennyson:
...Or catch or slide. Stop me if I'm leaving anything out.

Ben Tennyson:
How did you two jer...guys make the team anyways?

Cash Murray:
Talent. 100% pure talent.

J.T.:
And four other guys got chicken pox. [Cash elbows him] Oh!

Ben Tennyson:
Aw, man! That means I would have made the team, too.

Gwen Tennyson:
[scoffs] Yeah - by default.

Grandpa Max:
This entire summer, we've gone where YOU wanted to go, Benjamin.

Ben Tennyson:
What about Aunt Vera's house? THAT wasn't my idea.

Gwen Tennyson:
And you ended up having a good time.

Ben Tennyson:
Yeah, okay, but...

Grandpa Max:
You know I've waited all summer to see Shag Carpeting.[holds up record album]

Ben Tennyson:
Those weirdos make Wildvine look normal. Besides, who listens to records anymore anyway?

Grandpa Max:
That's not the point.

Ben Tennyson:
No, the point is: what's more important - getting a new digi downloader some sea alien trashed that I kicked butt on or staying here just because YOU say so?

Ben & Max:
[both to Gwen] Gwen, explain it to him. [back at each other] You just don't get it!

Ben Tennyson:
Guess I don't need to take a bath for a month.

Grandpa Max:
Good job, Ben.

Ben Tennyson:
[he moves his face to remove the water from his body] No problem. So, this means we can go to the Sumo Slammer Convention now?

Grandpa Max:
Sorry. One has nothing to do with the other.

Ben Tennyson:
But I went XLR8 to save the day!

Grandpa Max:
As a matter of fact, I was wondering about that. You just happened to be him when that cloud monster appeared?

Ben Tennyson:
Uh, yeah. Why?

Grandpa Max:
Well, just that XLR8 could have zipped off to that convention without Gwen or me ever realizing you were gone.

Ben Tennyson:
Oh, you think you know everything!

Ben Tennyson:
Those cons picked the wrong bridge at the wrong time.

Grandpa Max:
Ben, this time we need to figure out our plan before you go charging off.

Gwen Tennyson:
Grandpa's right.

Ben Tennyson:
Okay, here's the plan: you guys sit back and enjoy the hero show.

Grandpa Max:
Ben. Gwen and I can help.

Ben Tennyson:
Heh-haa, that's funny, Grandpa. I'm outta here.

XLR8:
The Master?" Who's the...Wait a minute, I know this place.

Viktor:
Yes, it is where you believe you destroyed my Master. You were wrong!

[XLR8 gasps]

Zs'Skayr:
I live!

XLR8:
Ghostfreak?!

Viktor:
Master, all is prepared...

XLR8:
How can this be? I saw him fry! [XLR8 changes back to Ben again]

Zs'Skayr:
You and I have a score to settle, Ben Tennyson!

[Ben stares with fear, episode ends]

Grey Matter:
Yo, Earth to Grandpa! Come in, Grandpa!

Grandpa Max:
Ben?

Gwen Tennyson:
If you're checking up on us, don't bother! We're totally handling things up here. We don't need your help.

Grey Matter:
Wrong! When you hear what I'm about to say, you're gonna wish you had my alien muscle with you.

Gwen Tennyson:
Since when is Grey Matter muscle?

Zs'Skayr:
Now, how shall I dispose of you three?

Gwen Tennyson:
[overacted] Oh, whatever you do, don't toss us out into space!

Zs'Skayr:
Excellent idea! Remove the suits!

Ben Tennyson:
Nice going, big mouth. Why don't you just hand him over my watch while you're at it?

Gwen:
I can handle this. Appendega Regorria.

Zs'Skayr:
You've learned some new tricks since we last met, child.

Ben Tennyson:
She's not the only one. [transforms into his new alien: Frankenstrike]

Frankenstrike:
Electromagnetic body? Sweet.

Gwen:
Let's see. Reanima Flordetica. Okay. How about Reanimina Dynamica?

Xylene:
Rumors are swirling that there's some new DNA weapon out there. Sure you won't change your mind and come with me?

Grandpa Max:
Tempting, but until I bring Vilgax down, I have a job to do here - but we'll always have Roswell.

Diamondhead:
Well, if I'm such a mess-up, then why'd you send the watch to ME in the first place?

Xylene:
I didn't send YOU the Omnitrix. You FOUND the Omnitrix before it reached its intended recipient.

Diamondhead:
What?

Xylene:
The pod containing it veered slightly off its intended course.

Diamondhead:
I got the watch by mistake?

Xylene:
Of course. You didn't believe that I would purposely send the most powerful device in the universe to a child, did you? I was sending it to Max.