Boston Public, Season 4

Harvey Lipschultz:
I should have asked him to bless me.

Danny Hanson:
You're Jewish, Harvey. You don't believe in Christ.

Harvey Lipschultz:
I've been wrong before! Why not hedge my bets?

Marla Hendricks:
Just because a white boy can sing doesn't make him Jesus.

Ronnie Cooke:
[referring to Mike]] I need to get his parents in here tomorrow first thing.

Mike:
My father is God and my mother is the Virgin Mary. I don't think they are available.

Henry (after being caught hugging a female student):
What's the big deal? The kid was crying. Some boy named Tristan or Clayton or whatever, he blew her off and dumped her.

Steven:
And you felt the appropriate response was to put your arms around her?

Henry:
Yeah.

Ronnie:
You do realize how this could look, don't you?

Henry:
What, that I hugged a girl who was crying? Um...like I'm a nice guy?

Ronnie:
You had your arms around a 17-year-old girl, the door was closed, and she was wearing a mini-skirt.

Henry:
Well, I didn't pick out her clothes this morning.