CSI: Miami, Season 9

Horatio:
Keith, listen to me. When someone lies to me, it really, really hurts my feelings. You're Starling's boy. You've been with him the whole time, right? Go.

Eric:
How did he get you to do it? Money?

Keith:
You cops are all the same. You think people are just motivated by money.

Eric:
We know you worship Starling. How did he convince you to kill a cop?

Keith:
What are you talking about? Nobody said...

Horatio:
A police officer was killed. A police officer was murdered. That's on you. In the state of Florida, Keith, it's a mandatory death sentence.

Brady Jensen:
[angrily to Erica] You're not a journalist--you're a jackal!

Ryan:
[chuckling] That's the first time I've seen Erica speechless!

Ben:
Are you seriously doing the hand thing?

Ryan:
(confused) Oh! You sure you can't see

Eric:
We'll get him, H.

Horatio:
If it's the last thing we do.

Ryan:
So I found myself going through the footage of the show.

Walter:
(sarcastically) Don't you mean avidly catching up on the season?

Ryan:
Maybe that, too.

Shea:
You sure know a lot about our show. What are you? A fan?

Ryan':
No, I'm a police officer. I do my homework.

Wayne:
I didn't kill her. I didn't even get a shot off.

Horatio:
Well, you know what, my friend? If I find out you're lying, the same won't be said of me.

Horatio:
You... are under arrest for solicitation of murder and rape.

Neal:
You have no evidence.

Horatio:
I am *loaded* with evidence, my friend.

Neal:
What are you gonna do? You're gonna kill me out here?

Horatio:
You know what? Believe me, that's a tempting offer. But for today, I'm going to show you what the next thirty years is going to be like.

Neal:
And how are you gonna do that? [Perkins gets tossed through the trailer's back window]

Horatio:
Welcome To South Florida.

Rachel:
I'm Rachel Brooks, the new girl.

Natalia:
Nice to meet you. I'm Natalia.

Rachel:
Natalia Boa Vista. I know. We studied you at the academy.

Natalia:
That's scary. Bad? Good?

Rachel:
Really good!

Natalia:
Okay. Scary.

Ryan:
[seeing two roller derby competitors screaming at each other] Oh, my God. That is the sexiest, scariest thing I've ever seen.

Vince:
All right, look. I know how this looks, and what you guys might be thinking, but I did not hurt Connie.

Frank:
Explain, then, why you swapped out her mouth guard with one laced with ipecac.

Vince:
Uh, I didn't.

Frank:
You molded it yourself, idiot.

Horatio:
Which means we can match it to you.

Vince:
Look, not my finest hour, I will admit that.

Horatio:
It's also gonna bring you an assault charge.

Vince':
Look, Connie was a monster on the track. Okay, the only chance my team had of winning is if she wasn't playing. All right? Besides, ipecac is harmless.

Horatio:
Unlike the beating you gave her.

Vince:
No, I didn't. I just- I wanted to get her a little sick so she couldn't play.

Frank':
You got money riding on this?

Vince:
No, I just want to see my team win.

Frank:
Well, I'm the biggest sports fan you'll ever meet, but that is just plain stupid.

Memmo:
Are you a righteous man?

Horatio:
I am a servant of the taxpayers, Memmo.

Memmo:
You and I are not that much different. You do what you have to do to protect your people, just as I do.

Horatio:
Which included killing my wife. [flashback of Marisol getting shot]

Fierro:
I did what I had to do. It was never personal, Caine.

Horatio:
It was to me. [flashback of Horatio's last moments with Marisol]

Horatio:
It was to me.

Natalia Boa Vista:
Stoning; that's a bit archaic.

Horatio Caine:
Downright Biblical!

Natalia:
Hey Tom, look at how Ryan is holding his shovel!

Ryan:
Hey Tom, also make a note of how Ryan is doing all the shoveling by himself.

Horatio:
You... are under arrest for solicitation of murder and rape.

Neal Perkins:
You have no evidence.

Horatio:
I am *loaded* with evidence, my friend.

Neal:
What are you gonna do? You're gonna kill me out here?

Horatio:
You know what? Believe me, that's a tempting offer. But for today, I'm going to show you what the next thirty years is going to be like.

Neal:
And how are you gonna do that?

Walter:
Get out of here, before we arrest you for extreme stupidity.

Loman:
I like to start my excavation at the feet, get an outline of the body first. But this time I can't find them.

Caine:
And why is that?

Loman:
Because he doesn't have a body!

Marcy:
She didn't even have to try. Gary just looked at her sideways and wham, bam, bun in the oven.

Walter:
Wow, I hear some serious resentment there...

Donna:
Who do you think you are?

Tripp:
The guy that just took your phone.

Suspect:
I couldn't have killed Matthew, I'm vegan.

Natalia:
[about a victim getting stoned to death] Are you serious, that's a bit archaic.

Horatio:
Downright Biblical!

Wolfe:
Do you think it might have been personal?

Horatio:
It usually is, Mr. Wolfe, it usually is.

Horatio:
Hunting unarmed men is murder one. It gets you the death penalty in this state.