Dad's Army, Series Nine

Mainwaring has given the platoon a lecture about how they should keep their money and valuables in the bank.

Mainwaring:
I don't think Frazer suspected I was referring particulary to him, do you?

Wilson:
Oh no sir. No, not at all, no. But I must say when you said the word "gold", I did just notice that he jumped every so slightly out of his skin.

Mainwaring:
Well, I'm quite sure he had no inkling that I really knew.

Wilson:
Oh, no sir. No, no, no. Not at all, no.

(Frazer knocks on door)

Mainwaring:
Come in... Yes Frazer.

Frazer:
Captain Mainwaring, there's just one thing I want to say to you. If you think you are going to get your hands on my gold, you can think again. I don't trust banks, I don't trust bankers and I don't trust you. That's all I want to say. Thank you.

Mainwaring opens Frazer's money box

Mainwaring:
It's a brick! It's a damn brick.

Frazer:
Aye! It's a brick! And yon vicar can have it for the fabric of his kirk.