Dennis the Menace

[Mr. Wilson, Henry and Dennis walk up to Officer Grant in the park.]

Mr. Wilson:
Oh officer, we'd like a word with you.

Henry:
Mr. Wilson, are you sure we're doing the right thing?

Mr. Wilson:
Of course I am. Justice will prevail.

Officer Grant:
Hello, Mr. Mitchell. Hi Sonny. What's up?

Dennis:
Mr. Wilson says I'm old enough to be a citizen!

Mr. Wilson:
Never mind the boy, you just pay attention to me. Now first I'd like to point out that we are standing on the sidewalk.

Officer Grant:
Well, yes I can see that.

Mr. Wilson:
So don't claim that there's grass under our feet!

Officer Grant:
Mr. Mitchell, what is this?

Henry:
This is Mr. George Wilson. He has something to say to you.

Mr. Wilson:
Oh no! You're the one who has something to say. I'm merely a bystander. Now go ahead, tell him.

Henry:
Well officer, it's about this ticket you gave me.

Mr. Wilson:
By which he means this totally unwarranted ticket which you had the colossal nerve to force upon!

Officer Grant:
Is that what you mean sir?

Henry:
Well...

Mr. Wilson:
It certainly is! He thinks you're completely out of line and he resents it as any red blooded citizen would! Keep talking, Mitchell.

Officer Grant:
Are you saying I didn't treat you fair?

Henry:
Well officer, it just seemed to me that you could've given me a warning instead of a ticket. After all, that sign's only been there a few minutes.

Officer Grant:
Well if it was up to me, I would have. But the law is the law. I don't make it, I only enforce it.

Mr. Wilson:
Well he's not accepting your ticket, he's giving it right back to you! Aren't you Mitchell?

Henry:
Gosh, I...

Mr. Wilson:
Oh, here I'll give it back, let me. (Accidentally rips the ticket from Henry's hands then drops it on the ground)

Dennis:
Jeepers dad, you're not supposed to tear up a ticket! I'll pick it right up!

Mr. Wilson:
Never mind Dennis, just leave it there. All right officer! What are you going to do about that?

Officer Grant:
First, I'm going to write Mr. Mitchell another ticket for walking on the grass. Then, I'm going to give him a second ticket for destroying the first one. That's interfering with an officer in the performance of his duty, you know. (starts writing Henry a third ticket.)

Dennis:
Look dad, he's writing you another one. He sure can write awful fast!

Officer Grant:
Throwing wastepaper on the sidewalk is against the anti-litter law, Mr. Mitchell. Does that answer your question sir?

Mr. Wilson:
Oh, all right! You've won this round, but you'll be hearing from us again!

Margaret:
Now then, we can eat, talk, play post office. What would you like to do first, Dennis?

Dennis:
Find some way to get you out of my house!