Dinosaurs, Season 3

Earl Sneed Sinclair:
"You see son, it is one of my responsibilities as a parent, to wean you from life's joy and prepare you for the relentless heartache that is adulthood".

[Last words of the series]

Howard Handupme:
And, taking a look at the long-range forecast, continued snow, darkness, and extreme cold. This is Howard Handupme. Good night. [pause] Goodbye.

Robbie Sinclair:
Err, listen dad - I'm sorry I challenged you. I thought getting to do everything I wanted would be great, but... this whole thing has taught me a valuable lesson.

Earl Sinclair:
That with freedom comes responsibility?

Robbie Sinclair:
No. That your life bites. No wonder you yell at me. I'll just stay out of your way from now on.

Earl Sinclair:
Yeah, thanks. And you know something? I learned something about your life too.

Robbie Sinclair:
That it's frustrating being under someone else's control all the time?

Earl Sinclair:
No, that it's way better than mine.

Robbie Sinclair:
Um... you're not gonna hold that against me, are ya?

Earl Sinclair:
Oh, every chance I get!

Robbie Sinclair:
Figures.

Earl Sinclair:
You see, son, it is one of my responsibilities as a parent to wean you from life's joy, and prepare you for the relentless heartache that is adulthood.

Robbie Sinclair:
Sheesh...

TV Announcer:
Stay tuned after Father Knows Nothing for the premiere of Dad's A Big Moron, and then at 9:00 it's more hijinks with Simpleton Father, followed by Brain Dead Dad.

Earl Sinclair:
This is why TV stinks! One show's a hit, they make 50 more like it with the same characters and the same premise!

Baby Sinclair:
Don't have a cow, man! [laughs]

[At the dancing house]

Robbie Sinclair:
Are you sure we should be doing this?

Spike:
Hey, Scooter, there is nothing wrong with taking one of life's most personal and intimate experiences, and putting a cash value on it. That's what separates us from the animals.

Robbie Sinclair:
Do females go through the same things we do?

Earl Sinclair:
Well, now... your mother's a bit more knowledgeable in that area, and I know she'd like to talk with ya.

Robbie Sinclair:
Yeah, okay.

Earl Sinclair:
'Cause I know you and your mom had a little run-in, but she's pretty smart, and she can give you some good tips. And if she does...

Robbie Sinclair:
Yeah?

Earl Sinclair:
... pass them along to me! [laughs]